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TrueBlaine >> #269901
Posted on 2014-05-25 01:09:12 Score: 5 (vote Up) ( Report comment )
That's the proper way to butter your bread.

Anonymous >> #269922
Posted on 2014-05-25 02:20:23 Score: 1 (vote Up) ( Report comment )
This makes me so hungry...

sissyfyh >> #269926
Posted on 2014-05-25 02:22:39 Score: 6 (vote Up) ( Report comment )
i always wonderd what they ment by "food porn" now i think i know the answer to that,...

Anonymous >> #269928
Posted on 2014-05-25 02:28:25 Score: -3 (vote Up) ( Report comment )
bread is from africa
butter is from china

now dont ask me how i know that

Wellhungfox >> #269932
Posted on 2014-05-25 02:34:49 Score: -3 (vote Up) ( Report comment )
Skin color anon?

Can you believe that's butter?!
This is somebody's bread & butter.
Dude best thing since sliced bread

AmICuteEnough >> #269954
Posted on 2014-05-25 03:10:46 Score: 0 (vote Up) ( Report comment )
So... if I can get those 2 to live with me... does that mean I will have an infinite amount of buttered bread every morning? :O I mean... theyre doing it without protection, right?

DonkeyPunch >> #269958
Posted on 2014-05-25 03:15:50 Score: 2 (vote Up) ( Report comment )
Does he cum breadcrumbs I wonder?

Anonymous >> #269963
Posted on 2014-05-25 03:21:17 Score: 2 (vote Up) ( Report comment )
if you consider having to personally kill the offspring
of two living breadbutterosapiens every 9 month
without them noticing if you dont want to risk one
of them jumping of the kitchen table into certain death
an infinite amount then
no i suspect they are going to die at some point

like hamsters
believe you me

i had an unlimited supply of fresh hamstery goodness
but itll end at some point and there is going to be a hamster shaped hole in your heart

and stomach

Anonymous >> #269967
Posted on 2014-05-25 03:26:31 Score: 2 (vote Up) ( Report comment )
now that's food for thought.
*is sitting here eating a hot buttered crumpet*

Anonymous >> #270005
Posted on 2014-05-25 04:21:31 Score: -2 (vote Up) ( Report comment )
yaranaika face on the loaf?

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