I am most surprised to see there is a "turtlecock" tag.
...is what I would say if I hadn't already been aware of how awesome turtle cocks were. True story; turtles are incredibly well-endowed. They also like masturbating, so Don licking his own schlong isn't too far out there.
Posted on 2017-02-16 10:05:08 Score: 2 (vote Up) ( Report comment )
...is what I would say if I hadn't already been aware of how awesome turtle cocks were. True story; turtles are incredibly well-endowed. They also like masturbating, so Don licking his own schlong isn't too far out there.