Because you are discussing this in presence of a guest. That's inappropriate.

That's ridiculous. We've been friends for half an eternity.

Oh, just shut the fuck up

You are the person to tell me to shut the fuck up? Wow, that's now awkward but hey, I can tolerate it.

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I'm fine. I'm just tired from my first workday, that's all

James, you only make it even more awkward for him.