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Anonymous >> #74943
Posted on 2012-09-27 22:02:24 Score: 44 (vote Up) ( Report comment )
The choice is fairly obvious
The thing between your legs, better to have the real thing right
Lesser123 >> #87876
Posted on 2012-11-11 09:07:36 Score: 13 (vote Up) ( Report comment )
Not that hard of a choice I would pick the dick
Anonymous >> #111114
Posted on 2013-01-22 18:46:04 Score: -8 (vote Up) ( Report comment )
Why not both at the same time? :D
Anonymous >> #115355
Posted on 2013-02-06 00:35:01 Score: -19 (vote Up) ( Report comment )
i´d rather be like "come and try"...i mean, as if a girl could rape a guy...
Anonymous >> #138357
Posted on 2013-04-24 00:11:42 Score: 11 (vote Up) ( Report comment )
Anon3, you haven't seen the show have you.
Anonymous >> #157285
Posted on 2013-05-25 05:51:23 Score: 6 (vote Up) ( Report comment )
I'd like to be on the receiving end of a grand slam from that thing....
Anonymous >> #175286
Posted on 2013-07-20 12:18:48 Score: 16 (vote Up) ( Report comment )
I don't know, man, I even enjoy sodomy, but if I were offered this exact choice I might actually burst into tears. Either way, this is going to suck a lot.

Of course, in the end I'd select the D.

Plus, knowing Haruko, if one were to select the bat instead, she might seriously fuck you to death with that thing, and then that would be how you died.

With a baseball bat in your ass, and possibly a cock in your mouth. Do you know how hard it would be to find a tombstone engraver actually willing to write that epitaph?
Anonymous >> #260569
Posted on 2014-05-03 01:35:09 Score: 35 (vote Up) ( Report comment )
"He died as he lived - With a baseball bat in his ass, and possibly a cock in his mouth."
Pinkbird >> #272387
Posted on 2014-05-30 14:03:23 Score: -9 (vote Up) ( Report comment )
If she will squeeze me against the wall and say: "Now I fuck you. Choose what you want to feel in you ass, my dick or a baseball bat?" I will choose a baseball bat, because then my ass will not be destroyed
Anonymous >> #576649
Posted on 2016-04-20 09:57:12 Score: 2 (vote Up) ( Report comment )
I'd rather use a baguette or loaf of french bread. That'd do the trick
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