They say Cream was traumatized so much she robbed the pet store for a cat, hot glued a plastic heart and a bow to it, along with calling it Cheese and helped a robber who she thought was Sonic the Hedgehog murder the entire bank using her cat Cheese who turned out to also be feral with rabies, measles, polio, coronavirus, and plague. She also punched a hooker who she thought was Rouge the Bat in the face for offering a guy she thought was Big the Cat a a sex doll of Rouge the Bat. The guy she thought was Big the Cat offered to show the hooker his 'Froggy'. This is most likely what triggered her brain to think the guy was Big the Cat. She then pulled a fucking gun on who she believed was Big the Cat saying "Your name is short for Bigot the Cat!" She then ran off stabbing an edgelord she thought was Shadow the Hedgehog, shot a guy who got an echidna dick transplant she thought was Knuckles the Echidna with an arrow not to the knee but to the head. All five of them. Finally stabbing a creepy deviantartist she thought was Amy Rose with an actual medieval sword before stealing a cat she called Blaze and then ran off, never to be spotted again.
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PS: Did you know that some studies show that the vanilla has aphrodisiac properties?
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