unless the caffeine is what caused the migraine

A banana slug can grow up to 8 inches long. Its fully erected penis can be the same size or larger. After sex, they eat each others' penises.

The Earth is flat.

If the Earth was flat, then why is it a space probe's mission to go AROUND it? JFC, I can't even tell if that was legit disbelief or not.

Wearing polyester or polyester-blend pants may discharge small electric shocks into the penis, likely lessening your sexual activity.

...Not that I know what that means. I'm just a nudist.

Disney legally own Kingdom Hearts and it's characters, not Square. Square does own the characters from the Parasite Eve games, based off a book. When they made the 3rd game, they could not call it Parasite Eve nor use elements from the book.

Turtles can breathe through their butts.

There are more stars in the universe then grains of sand on the all of earths beaches.

There are more molecules into a glass of water, than there are glasses of water on Earth.

the official animal of Scottland is the Unicorn which makes it (as far as i know) the only country with a fictional animal

It is physically impossible for a pig to look up.

In 2003 a professor of philosophy of Oxford wrote an article saying that according to him it would be probable that we lived in a computer simulation. From that day until now it is impossible to prove whether it is true or not.

And a bonus because i'm nice
The cake is a lie.

Traps are gay.

Well played good sir. Yet another reason I said beers are on me.

Kirby was originally going to be yellow. Kirby was named after Nintendo's lawyer, when they were sued by Universal Studios. Kirby is adorable as fuck. I love Kirby.