I got an invitation here. Actually, one of my friends gave it to me after he got it in the mail, and it looked like fun, so here I am.

*stifles a small laugh as I look to her, shaking my head gently and smiling quite big* this is just a sex cabin!

Huh... Um... That's... Not what the card said... I'm gonna leave now... *tries to walk out*

*Gently grabbing her arm as I stop her* woah woah! You can walk out there like this! You'll catch your death!

You... You're right... But please, don't make me a part of it...

Make you? *Laughing loudly as I sip on my coffee/hot cocoa hybrid* all sex in this cabin is consented upon!

...this is gonna be a looooong night... Might as well make it interesting...

*sitting in a chair by the fire, gently poking the blazing logs with prod, embers rising into the chimney*

Shouldn't more people be here? I expected there to be a barrage of perverts. *tries to pick one of my tits up, but fails and I marvel at the size of them*

*clears throat, blushing as I watch her* u...um no... I'm alone in my own cabin... As I'd said, you're at the wrong location. Unless my roommate is pulling some sort of prank on me.

Room mate...?
(You still there?)

The real question is will people migrate from the beach thread to here!

(I can English I swear >.>)

*The headlights of a car are seen outside and the outline of a 1976 Chevrolet Impala slowly comes into view*

Don't worry... Neither me nor my roommate would pounce on you. He's probably asleep currently. But he is a bit of a prankster
(I'm headed to Xbox for a bit. Be back in a few!)

Huh... *peeks out the window to see the car* Who could that be...?