Mermaids :{
Lets talk about mermaid sex...it's past midnight and i cant process this image right now:
rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1992429 by legitmonster
I already made a joke about her pooping in the comments...
When I was introduced to mermaid sex it was from a game called [Nocturne Illusions] rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=536351
It has a subplot about the mermaid after being found out as a mermaid by husband/prince, kills him because she was pregnant(and he was trying to kill her because she was a mermaid) then she jumps out a window and down a well, hating herself since she was ready to die from the beginning, if it meant she could be with said prince/wife-beater, even for a little while.Then she falls into a deep sleep or something inside the well till the protagonist wakes her up and fucks her sadness away.
I couldn't help but wonder how it would work, and I always assumed it was simple: that even if the mermaid didn't have a vagina and laid eggs for the male to jizz all over.rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=612109 This would still mean she had to lay the eggs,which(if they were atleast chicken egg sized) meant that she had a gaping hole where the eggs had just came out of for a penis to fuck, and this could also be her butt hole. rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1745118
Then I saw this image by legitmonster and I cannot stop thinking about the idea of a man and mermaid having sex,(not in a fap-able way.
Why doesn't she have holes? she's half human and supposedly could have babies with a human. So maybe it like I always thought and she had a egg/poop hole but the eggs are the size of pearls or something like real fish eggs rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1935941 but it too dark to find the hole for a sailor looking for a vagina?
But then why does she have a belly button?
When it a place where the umbilical cord was attached, does that mean they give birth like mammals, but still have no vagina? Sharks do the sex/nakadashi thing and give birth to tiny sharks in a group. rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2380343 but if thats the case then how does Ariel has so many sisters?rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1237712 did her mother and father have one every year? is that why she only had one daughter instead of like 5 at a time? but then wheres the vagina? I have trouble believing a man looking to put his dick into something is having a hard time finding it in the first place.
Also, Why does she have breasts does she breast feed underwater??
How does that work with mermaids? rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2329428
Does a mer-baby just know which liquid to inhale and which to digest?, are you telling me with the natural instinct babies have to suck on things babies wont sallow water? how do they keep from accidentally putting something else in their mouths and suck on that, what if that thing had a hole in it that allows sea water into their mouths?
Don't human babies have no immune system when born?
What's the mer-infant mortality rate do you think?
rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2213886
rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1992429 by legitmonster
I already made a joke about her pooping in the comments...
When I was introduced to mermaid sex it was from a game called [Nocturne Illusions] rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=536351
It has a subplot about the mermaid after being found out as a mermaid by husband/prince, kills him because she was pregnant(and he was trying to kill her because she was a mermaid) then she jumps out a window and down a well, hating herself since she was ready to die from the beginning, if it meant she could be with said prince/wife-beater, even for a little while.Then she falls into a deep sleep or something inside the well till the protagonist wakes her up and fucks her sadness away.
I couldn't help but wonder how it would work, and I always assumed it was simple: that even if the mermaid didn't have a vagina and laid eggs for the male to jizz all over.rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=612109 This would still mean she had to lay the eggs,which(if they were atleast chicken egg sized) meant that she had a gaping hole where the eggs had just came out of for a penis to fuck, and this could also be her butt hole. rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1745118
Then I saw this image by legitmonster and I cannot stop thinking about the idea of a man and mermaid having sex,(not in a fap-able way.
Why doesn't she have holes? she's half human and supposedly could have babies with a human. So maybe it like I always thought and she had a egg/poop hole but the eggs are the size of pearls or something like real fish eggs rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1935941 but it too dark to find the hole for a sailor looking for a vagina?
But then why does she have a belly button?
When it a place where the umbilical cord was attached, does that mean they give birth like mammals, but still have no vagina? Sharks do the sex/nakadashi thing and give birth to tiny sharks in a group. rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2380343 but if thats the case then how does Ariel has so many sisters?rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1237712 did her mother and father have one every year? is that why she only had one daughter instead of like 5 at a time? but then wheres the vagina? I have trouble believing a man looking to put his dick into something is having a hard time finding it in the first place.
Also, Why does she have breasts does she breast feed underwater??
How does that work with mermaids? rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2329428
Does a mer-baby just know which liquid to inhale and which to digest?, are you telling me with the natural instinct babies have to suck on things babies wont sallow water? how do they keep from accidentally putting something else in their mouths and suck on that, what if that thing had a hole in it that allows sea water into their mouths?
Don't human babies have no immune system when born?
What's the mer-infant mortality rate do you think?
rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2213886
