Like dick/Meat
Lips/slit
Uterus/deathstar

One of my all time favorites is Artillery for a whole package.

Vagina=My Neutered Vagina
Ovaries=theyre dead AKA the hen house is closed
cervix=My little pink baby donut <3

Tits - pillows, and cushions, milky jugs (cow tits from anime which is pretty funny when they use it as an insult)
Dick - meat rod
Balls - eggs (when joking around)

Penis: Clover Jr.

Because we're both dicks

I searched all day and was not able to find that one Erotica written by a man that made every sex scene feel like a alien

Penis: Love maker
ass: cum taker

Fuck, Stud is the hottest one. Having heard someone say it and explain what it is just sounds so good.

also scabbard sometimes for the holes

demon-mastersword-of-DOOOOM (nah joke xD)