Bored god played a prank on my pussy...
8 semen-filled water balloons were placed in my womb... At random times over the next week, they would burst and cum would dribble out of my hole and make a mess of me. If I am not outside and completely naked when each of them burst, I lose the game and must start over once the last balloon bursts. Once I complete the game successfully, I will be his personal sex slave for the same number of years as times I failed.