And probably because it'd be too expensive to have CGI tentacles in real women, if we're talking real porn.

Live action tentacles have been done and it looks awkward.

Well i more so meant because of how goofy some things are

tell me about it. In some I swear you can see the hands and machines

I wrote a story about watching a stable alone and end up sucking off an equine >.< It's actually only part one but I could write the rest if there's interest. here it is...


"Alone at the ranch"
Our family got invited to stay at our aunt's barn for a few nights. The first day we got there, she eagerly showed us her prize winning steed. There were two females and one male. She endlessly bragged about her perfectly groomed horse with its strict diet and training. She mentioned the females were in heat and she would be impregnating them soon. As she lead everyone outside I stayed behind to check my phone. It slipped out of my pocket and into a pile of hay. As I bent down to pick it up, something caught the corner of my eye, what I saw I would never forget. Right in front of me was a fully erect 16 inch penis! I must of stared at it for a whole minute completely mesmerized by its bright color, novel shape and intimidating length... it was amazing. I never saw one before and I was surprised and embarrassed at how good it looked. That night I couldn't help myself, I jerked of thinking about it.. On our last night at the ranch, everyone went to a concert except me, noting they would be gone all night.. I snuck into the barn. I turned the warm light on, the stead was fast asleep, I climbed into the pen and got under its belly. My heart pounding and my dick throbbing. Staring between it's massive thighs was it's dormant peen, perfectly groomed and not a bit dirty. I couldn't believe what I was doing but I knew there would never be a more perfect chance."

You got a link to some of those? (As in a url link, that is)

My sis woke me up this morning with a deepthroat and managed to get my balls in her mouth with my dick as well and when I opened my eyes her pussy and ass were right in my face which I promptly started burying my face in licking both her holes inside and out till she came over my face. When I pulled my head back my face was completely covered and dripping and glistening with her juices I didn't manage to swallow. She shakily turned her body around with my dick and balls still in her mouth stared me right in the eyes and slowly raised her head letting my rock hard cock and wet balls fall out her mouth and smiled very seductively. She then slapped my cock watching it sway back and forth with a snap from being so hard. She leaned over me sticking her tongue deep in my mouth massaging my tongue with her as I did the same, my cock resting against her wet pussy. She didn't break our mouth lock while she raised her ass a little till the head of my hard thick cock was resting on her pussy hole and in one fast slam shoved all of me deep inside her where she continued to bounce away pounding her pussy to a pulpy mound moaning in my mouth. I felt the cum building up inside, so I without missing a thrust flipped her over underneath me and pounded away at her. I look in her eyes which are in the back of her head I can only see white. I feel her tighten her grip on my dick with her pussy and her fingernails digging into my back as we both came in a massive simultaneous orgasm causing me to fall on top of her. Both of us panting and shaking. I pull the blanket back over us as I'm laying behind her now she takes my still semi hard cock and shoves it in her pussy, I push toward pinning us together. I kiss the back of her neck and then we fall asleep. I wake up a few hours later and get up and get dressed, I walk Into the bathroom to take a much needed piss from that fucking, I walk out the bathroom and see her walking towards the kitchen we lock eyes and she just smiles and winks at me.

Dunno why but I find that sorta cute, kinda got a sense of backstory there.

Questioning some small things here snd there but mainly, "much needed piss"? Not sure how much men actually need to do that after sex but either way it sort of sticks out like a sore thumb for a relatively relaxed ending

Questioning some small things here snd there but mainly, "much needed piss"? Not sure how much men actually need to do that after sex but either way it sort of sticks out like a sore thumb for a relatively relaxed ending [/quote]

It was just a random piece of fiction

It was just a random piece of fiction[/quote] well I mean obviously, I just personally think it clashes with the rest of the ending

once upon a time there was a boy with cerebral palsy(Google it if you dont know what it is god dammit) lets call him david.and david had never been laid because he was in a wheelchair and no one wants to fuck anyone in a wheelchair lets get real for a moment.One day he won the lottery of a small loan of a million dollars and the first thing he bought with his small loan of a million dollars was a prostitute.They both went on a nice date to a fancy restaurant and then went to a hotel.the prostitute named dollar money girl good kush and good pussy Americas #1 propecia star krystal like the champagne bigguns(will just call her propecia for short) had never had sex with a man in a wheelchair before.David was lying in the bed about to get his virginity taken."Come here baby.Come GET THIS WHEELCHAIR DICK"
and then they fucked all night.the next morning he woke up and low and behold he could move his legs! "its a miracle! praise jesus and them!" he said.and so he woke up the prostitute and said that he can walk for the first time in forever.she couldnt believe it but she thanked him for the cheddar biscuits from red lobster they had last night cuz they went to red lobster.so she thanked him again and went off and fucked another guy who had cancer.from his ass.she fucked a dude who had ass cancer and he was cured!and so propecia star krystal dollar money girl americas #1 biggums dedicated her life to fuck people who had terminal illness.she cured the elderly by letting them gangban her.she cured the women who had heart diesease and cancer from their titties.she even cured the starving children from africa by sucking their dicks and letting them suck milk from her titties.evenually the whole world was cured from disease and sickness and she was even the 1st prostitute to travel on the moon to fight the monkey raccoon space ninjas that controlled the government of the world.and so everyone including propecia star good money good pussy good kush dollar money girl krystal like the champagne Americas #1 Biggums lived happily ever after.THE END.

I actually have something in the works now. It's far from complete, but I have a basic idea of what I want to do.