Lorby
02/28/17 10:27PM
Pickup lines and flirts
Have you ever had a weird moment of awkwardness between you and someone else because of flirting? Hi Lorby Mays here to talk about that exact thing.
-No but seriously, it's probably the most stressful of situation for some people or potentially even the most random or weirdest of things to happen.


Besides having two men trying to get to know me I had a a girl at a restaurant tell a really painfully obvious flirt joke at me. Yet I was the one who felt more embarrassed
dualnexus
02/28/17 11:50PM
Back when I worked at a little diner on a lake side, I once got hit on by these two rather attractive girls. The problem with me was, and still is, if i'm working, I go full tunnel vision and dunt pick up on things like that.
Lorby
02/28/17 11:56PM
dualnexus said:
Back when I worked at a little diner on a lake side, I once got hit on by these two rather attractive girls. The problem with me was, and still is, if i'm working, I go full tunnel vision and dunt pick up on things like that.
Dude SAME!
Sorta. I notice those things but actively ignore them cause of reasons
Myraka
03/01/17 01:05AM
In college, I went to a bar with a couple of friends when 3 guys came over and talked about a house party that was happening. I was less of a talker so my friends said maybe it'd be cool to go.

One guy was flirting pretty hard with me so I responded in kind and the conversation went dead. He spent the entire time on his cellphone so he didn't have to talk to me. Luckily my friend saw me give off an intense aura of 'save me' and she did just that.

Found out later that night he was telling people he would have brought a girl with him but he didn't want people thinking he bought an online bride x_x

It doesn't bother me now as much as it did back then. Maybe Im just a happier and more comfortable person. Or totally dead inside ^__^
Lorby
03/01/17 03:24AM
Myraka said:
In college, I went to a bar with a couple of friends when 3 guys came over and talked about a house party that was happening. I was less of a talker so my friends said maybe it'd be cool to go.

One guy was flirting pretty hard with me so I responded in kind and the conversation went dead. He spent the entire time on his cellphone so he didn't have to talk to me. Luckily my friend saw me give off an intense aura of 'save me' and she did just that.

Found out later that night he was telling people he would have brought a girl with him but he didn't want people thinking he bought an online bride x_x

It doesn't bother me now as much as it did back then. Maybe Im just a happier and more comfortable person. Or totally dead inside ^__^
online bride? That's something I haven't heard in a while. That is so weird, well at least it wasn't anything majorly awful or insulting
Dickygirl_
03/01/17 07:47AM
I'm pretty sure in highschool a guy creamed His pants at a party while we were kissing. He went from excited to "oh shit" very quickly and left shortly after without telling me a thing. He avoided me for most of the year after that, rumours were he pissed himself but he was sober. It's still awkward when I see him.
Kinky_Pie
03/01/17 09:01AM
"if you were a booger id pick u"
Killua
03/01/17 08:03PM
...I still do not get the concept of a "pick up" line..It incorporates the assumption that you can "pick up" a women with a single good line. And if you are not George Clooney saying "Hi i am George Clooney"? Then i kinda doubt it will work..

Now here is an interesting thought?

Try not to be asshole. That seems to work for me.
AlwaysHornySub
03/01/17 08:26PM
Killua said:
...I still do not get the concept of a "pick up" line..It incorporates the assumption that you can "pick up" a women with a single good line. And if you are not George Clooney saying "Hi i am George Clooney"? Then i kinda doubt it will work..

Now here is an interesting thought?

Try not to be asshole. That seems to work for me.


I think that it's just a matter of terminology that is the largest problem. What most people call "pick-up lines" are really just icebreakers.

Ideally it should be a few words that set the tone of the conversation (I.e. Flirting) and tell the other person a bit about your personality (was it a joke, cheesey, smooth, arrogant, etc)
Urici
03/01/17 09:29PM
Damn girl, are you a damn girl? Cus daaaamn girl
FourLeafFuckingClover
03/01/17 09:35PM
I met someone online, and her name made me thought she was a man, so I started to throw some dark humor pickup lines.
Once she revealed to me she was a girl, I had flashbacks of said lines, and I was like http://i3.kym-cdn.com/entries/ic...an_v_Superman_reviews.jpg
Wild_Mustang
03/05/17 01:48PM
the best i heard so far:

" Nice Shoes! Wanna Fuck?"
Chris_(Amateur_Artist)
03/14/17 11:27PM
My best friend's gf became friends with me by telling me random pick up lines in class. Lol the funniest one I told her was: My dick is a car rental company, It Hertz. And I was by the car rental section of the airport when I sent the message so i got to attach the Hertz Logo to make it funnier
Stacie
03/16/17 08:09AM
Making an account named lorby mays
Lorby_Mays
03/16/17 08:10AM
Done :3
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