I am trying to creat a "sexy" deck of many things for d&d shenanigans. Pretty much each card and suit of a standard playing card deck will have a different effect, of a non life threatening, possibly semi dangerous effects. For example Aces of hearts and diamonds change a character to a female, and clubs and spades to male, kings grow dicks and queens grow tits.

So if you fine perverted people would be ever so kind, pick a number and a suit and get those perverted mental gears turning.

Don't... add sex to a D&D campaign. Unless you're running some sort of weird pen-and-paper fuckclub? Please abstain. No one likes to think about their DM doing sexy-stuff, and trying to get a room full of nerds all hot and bothered usually only leads to a lot of awkward silences.

Yeah something like this seems like it might ruin the overall idea of a high fantasy role playing experience...

I'm sold with this line alone.

Okay, you have your concept. I'm not sure how far you want to go in regards to forcing the player-characters into doing things they may not want to do, so keep that in mind.

Here are a few ideas that I copied from the Deck of Fate in the old Senzar game. Surprisingly few effects are sexual, but many can be sexual if we just give them a little nudge. The Senzar version will be in parenthesis.

(The Loon -- goes permanently raving mad)
Let's downgrade that a bit...
Two of Spades -- gains a new random fetish
Inverted Two of Spades -- gains a new random insanity

(Stat Boost -- any attribute goes up by +1 to a maximum of 20)
Three of Spades -- attribute of choice goes up by +1 to a max of 18.
Inverted Three of Spades -- Charisma increases to 18 but only for a period of 1D6 rounds and then it decreases to -1 from the original value permanently

Four of Spades -- gains invisibility for 1 day

(Prohibited -- transported to the Void)
Five of Spades -- transported to the Elysian Fields for a party thrown by Bacchus, experiences perfect bliss, returns with no hangover
Inverted Five of Spades -- experiences a hangover from a party thrown by Bacchus but without getting to attend

(E-I-E-I-Oh No! -- gains perpetual enmity of all farm animals)
Two of Hearts -- gains perpetual love and complete trust from all farm animals
Inverted Two of Hearts -- gains perpetual enmity of all farm animals

(The Bitch -- instantly changes sex)
You've got this one covered already.

(Random Stuff -- gains misc. magic item, must be rolled randomly)
This works pretty well the way it is, and it gives the players a strong temptation to draw a card
Six of Spades -- gains one random magic or cursed item

Three of Hearts -- the next NPC seen instantly becomes the slave and property of the character who drew this card
Inverted Three of Hearts -- the character who drew this card instatly becomes the slave an property of the next PC seen

(The Hoarder -- grants one wish)
Seven of Spades -- grants one wish as per the wish spell. Remember that the spell as described in game rules is actually rather weak. Only affects self.
Inverted Seven of Spaces -- grants one anti-wish which may be used to cancel the effects of any previously performed wish spell

(The Joker -- grants one wish but only to affect another)
Eight of Spades -- grants one wish as per the wish spell. Only affects one chosen character other than the character who drew the card.

Duelnexus and Girlsjustwannabedommed, you are not wrong. This sort of thing could go bad quickly without total buy in by the players. If Asgardian is posting here, however, I would guess that his or her game already has a very sexual slant to it.

I mean, true I guess. Just don't spring it up on your players, alright? Especially if there are women in the group.

A guy I dated for a while was a Shadowrun nerd, and he tried to get me into it a few times. The DM regularly got my character into sexual situations "as a joke". All it did was completely ruin any fun I had with the experience and make every session really awkward for all parties involved. I liked PnP RPGs well enough, but we ditched that DM pretty quickly.

I don't know how exactly you're going to spin this so that it's anything but extremely uncomfortable, but if you're sure you can pull it off, go ahead. Just make sure you're not dragging any unwilling participa into your musky room of draconian sex.

*Ahem* 1d4chan.org/wiki/Magical_realm *Cough*

But I'll second the playing online, I'm always up for some D&D ;)

Personally I like to leave sex out of rpg tabletops. When I'm playing as a space marine in one of 40k rpgs, I'm going to purge anyone who throws themself at me. The heresy.

This sounds like a bad idea. A D&D card game sounds lame.

I remember reading a comment on here a long time ago about a Sex edition of D&D that sounded like it could be fun. I don't remember the name of the user that said it or what picture the comment was on. But they talked about having different kind of sexual attacks the players would roll for and different bonuses a player could have. Like I think one thing would give a bonus to blowjobs and something else would give a bonus to something else. I don't remember much but you would defeat your opponents by making them cum. LOL! :)

I remember there being something like that. Didn't join myself but I'm sure it existed.

Yeah, we must go on a quest to find those comments. I hope they didn't get deleted. I think the picture had many pages of comments. Maybe like 5+. I think the comments also talked about getting bonuses in different positions. Kind of like how in D&D you get a bonus when the target is prone or for back attack. But in this case it was with sexual positions. XD

Pretty much this is just an idea I had. And maybe, possibly, highly unlikely, I may one day have a group of friends that are comfortable doing a "sexy" dnd game.

As for the effects of the cards on players, they would be more, mild inconviences. Like I had an idea for one where the character attracts the same gender sexually. That way either the paladin could just be mildly annoyed by the shop keeper hitting on him, or he could learn to use it to his possible advantage. If anything this is something I would use more for personal narative ideas, and possably, with the right group of players, use in game.

Still any ideas you guys have are welcomed, and thanks to those already.

P.S. I too would be interested in a possible dnd game here. We should try and figure out how that would work.

P.P.S. One card will be either target has disadvantage against rolls to seduce by the pc, or pc automatically succeeds on rolls to seduce.

Not sure I'd want that group of friends myself. I knew a DM who actually tried the gender-swap thing on a character at one point, the game fell apart very shortly after.

If there's call for running a D&D game, incidentally, who would be willing to DM?

Personally I hate DMing in any roleplay game I've played. Much prefer playing a character, especially if it takes place in the 40k universe.

D&D does not.