Let's play a quick and fun game. The game is not competitive. Everyone can participate, and everyone can have fun.

Imagine that you are an elevator when you realize that you are sharing the ride with a wealthy pornography producer. The production company owned by your new best friend forever happens to be shopping around for fresh ideas. The production company has the cameras, the crews, and the talented performers to make your dream porn movie into a reality. You just need to convince your captive that your idea is worth her money, and you have thirty seconds in which to make your pitch.

Every pitch has requirements. Here is what each pitch needs: A Title which grabs attention, a concept which is innovative, and the name of your favorite working performer. Drop the name of someone other than yourself as the performer, because it's assumed that you are going to somehow work it so that you get yourself laid in this production All of these elements need to be included within the thirty second-long pitch. Be deadly serious of be goofy, whatever.

Here's a goofy example:

'We call it, "Watching Chicks Get Laid with Farmer Cocktease"! This is an short collection of scenes with all different performers. Every scene tells a story based off a terrible pun. Linking them together, we have this narrator character named Farmer Cocktease. She's our Cryptkeeper-like hostess who introduces the movie and then provides voiceovers throughout. I'm seeing newcomer Jenna Reed as Farmer Cocktease because she has the sexiest voice in porn.'

How about making Cock Convent? It takes place in a special convent for misbehaving nuns who have trouble keeping their chastity vows. When they get to the Cock Convent, they find that the walls and floor are lined with the dicks of desperate sinners. The Mother Superior (Christina from TeaseAndThankYou.com) tells the new nuns they can play with the cocks any way they wish, so long as they beg for repentance.

I would bank roll that if I were the producer.

Porn with an actual story? Imagine porn where "I just want to see how it ends" actually works as an excuse!

Hmm, I can think of some softcore movies which were like that. The first which comes to mind was "I Like to Play Games" starring Lisa Boyle. I sort of felt the same about Forbidden Games which had a great concept and mediocre execution.

Do you have a story in mind, Invicus?

I haven't got an idea, since a setting with alot of sex and the ability to deliver a decent story is hard to find.
Rome comes to mind, but Spartacus had that covered with blood and sex to the excess.

A fantasy setting could work, maybe based around various Fantasy Counterpart Cultures (It's a trope, look it up) of Middle-Eastern, Norse, with maybe some Far Eastern and Greek influences.
The Middle-East has the harems and belly dancers, and god knows what else, while still holding the door open for political intrigue, power play and plenty of fights.
Norse is obvious, with looting and pillaging vikings, Valkyries and not to mention all those thralls (slaves).

Or maybe Space Opera, with aliens, spaceships and all that jazz. Centered around a ship captain (some sort of trader), a bounty hunter, or a smuggler. And it gives costume designers and make-up artists the opportunity to really go wild.

Okay so what you wanna do is, look up all the Lara Croft Sfm hentai, and build a story around it. Like maybe Lara is dreaming of her past adventures and creating scenarios where things could've gone sexual. It'll still be an action adventure game but with loads of sex cutscenes with quick time reactions, and we will call it.... Womb Raider; Bend Over Edition. Availabe for ps4, xbox one, wii u, nintendo switch, nintendo 3ds, gamecube psx n64 etc.

I laughed harder at this than I should have done.

XD I was trying to think of some cheesy slogan to put after the title but I kept drawing blanks

Piper Perri is the hapless personal assistant to the CEO of a x corporation. Her task this morning is to deliver an important file to her boss for a board meeting. Who knew that simple task could get so raunchy?!
In the morning, she gets eaten out and finger banged by her lesbian roommate for breakfast.
She shares a cab to work with a newly hired lawyer with whom she makes out with, blows, then swallows.
On the crowded elevator to her floor, Kelly from HR fingers her to orgasm in the corner, her coworkers being none the wiser.
At her floor, she must traverse a sea of cubicles to get to the meeting room. She doesn't realize just how many admirers she has. She's pulled into one cubicle where her best guy friend, Jason, says hello by bending her over his desk and taking her from behind.
The next cubicle, and so on...
Deepthroats Will.
She rides Tom in his chair.
69 with Elizabeth.
She gets fucked by Sarah with a strap on, standing up.
Leaving the main work area, turning the corner, she investigates noises from the supply closet. It's Chris and Beverely getting hot and heavy. They pull her in for a threesome. He finishes on her face. "But I have to see the boss!" "No worries," Bev says, licking her face clean.
Outside the double doors to the meeting room, Evan wishes her good luck by taking her asshole.
Finally inside, her boss, Asa Akira, says she's right on time and wishes to reward her for all her hard work by putting her in the center of a gangbang with men and women abound.

Neat idea overall, but needs refinement. How about Womb Raider: Rise of the Golden Phallus? It stars some near flatchested brunette goes to a Mandingo tribe. It turns out there's a gender war between the Mandingos and the Amazonians. She gets captured and gets a BBC gangbang. The chieftain tells her of the legend of the Golden Phallus. Whichever side gets it gets to rule over both tribes. After Lara solves the temple's puzzles, she gets to the chamber, only to find both sides were right on her tail and steal it for themselves. Lara manages to get the Golden Phallus and stuffs it inside herself, giving herself massive (maybe triangular?) tits and complete control over both tribes. Her first order? To start an orgy in the name of peace.

You could no shit market that to a porn studio.

For a project of this scope and with even c-list stars, I'm sure I'd have to already be in the business. Otherwise, I'd use amateurs with the promise of exposure as payment. I don't even know what licenses and fees I'd have to pay first.

If you're going to care about budget, then yes. The spirit of this game is your DREAM porn, so go wild with it.

I'm just pleased to see some folks playing this game.