Rule 34 - Dumb breakups

Leena_Erotic

01/23/17 09:04AM

Dumb breakups

Not asking for embarrassing or heart breaking stories, just curious if anyone has had to break up with a partner for stupid reasons or funny reasons (funny for you)

I broke up with someone cause they kept a dildo as a pet...okay maybe too weird but still

Stacie

01/23/17 10:41AM

I got broken up with on two different occasions for looking another man in the eyes

One of which was a waitor at a restaurant.

Granted, consiering my rap sheet, i'd be paranoid dating me too

Leena_Erotic

01/23/17 05:08PM

Stacie said:
I got broken up with on two different occasions for looking another man in the eyes

One of which was a waitor at a restaurant.

Granted, consiering my rap sheet, i'd be paranoid dating me too

Really depends on how often ya did it. If they knew you'd already done it or would do it then yeah. But if it was once or twice then the peep has to chill

Leena_Erotic

01/23/17 05:08PM

XEVILCl0wnX said:
I've gotten a broke up because I'm too tall.

that's...Yeah, that's weird

GreenGold64

01/23/17 05:40PM

I got broken up with because the girl thought it would be hilarious to humiliate me in front of her friends. After humiliation, she broke up with me.

There was also this one girl who dated me just so she could talk to this other guy I was friends with.

That kind of stuff really boosts your self confidence you know?

Leena_Erotic

01/23/17 05:55PM

GreenGold64 said:
I got broken up with because the girl thought it would be hilarious to humiliate me in front of her friends. After humiliation, she broke up with me.

There was also this one girl who dated me just so she could talk to this other guy I was friends with.

That kind of stuff really boosts your self confidence you know?

those are the type of people I go out of my way to call bitch even if I don't know them.
Like who does that?!

GreenGold64

01/23/17 06:07PM

You gotta commend the effort they went through. XD

Leena_Erotic

01/23/17 07:27PM

GreenGold64 said:
You gotta commend the effort they went through. XD

LOL I guess

Dusk.Ivory

01/23/17 07:34PM

Broken up with because I wouldn't get mad, also probably because 80% of what I talk about is anime and the other 20% is Games and Mtg lol.

Invicus

01/23/17 07:40PM

The on/off relationship between my brother and his gf.

They take it seriously, but I'm somehow in the eye of the storm and have to work with both sides.

Lorby

01/23/17 07:52PM

You know what's weird? Dating someone who kinda treats you like a child...literally. Sure it's cute the first 10 times when they say "Whose a cute baby" but it gets weird when you're in bed....a little too creepy actually

MegaWatt

01/23/17 09:17PM

No particularly interesting break up stories. My most recent relationship ended around her birthday (after she got her presents). Yeah, turns out she'd been cheating on me with her boss's best friend, and quite possibly her boss as well. The entire situation just gets worse and worse too. If you think cheating is bad, oh you are in for a treat if you want to hear the rest of the bullshit she did.

BrickKnight

01/23/17 09:44PM

MegaWatt said:
No particularly interesting break up stories. My most recent relationship ended around her birthday (after she got her presents). Yeah, turns out she'd been cheating on me with her boss's best friend, and quite possibly her boss as well. The entire situation just gets worse and worse too. If you think cheating is bad, oh you are in for a treat if you want to hear the rest of the bullshit she did.

As someone who was there to witness all this, it was pretty fucked up.
To Mega: DETAILS, BITCH!

Fap_junkie

01/23/17 09:49PM

For me it was my first relationship I had via long distance and basically she dumped me because I wasn't online for one day and that was only because my family invited me to six flags and I couldn't simply refuse an offer like that.

Leena_Erotic

01/23/17 10:06PM

Fap_junkie said:
For me it was my first relationship I had via long distance and basically she dumped me because I wasn't online for one day and that was only because my family invited me to six flags and I couldn't simply refuse an offer like that.

Atleast you learned how self-obsessed she was before it was too late