Rule 34 - Craziest fap or sex you've had

dankjesus

01/20/17 12:00AM

Clichecaligirl said:
Hahahaha you are all ridiculous.
No... I'm just embarrassed that my mind went straight to singing fapping in the rain also.

Kinda unusual... not too weird but I got some clamps from a hardware store and rigged a dildo at the edge of my chair at my desk pointing towards me so I could learn back and get it into my ass while my other hand held my other toy that was in my cunt and I'd have a free hand to grab a breast or even just use the mouse. Lol. It was like my personal DP masturbation station.

huh, sounds like fun

Anyway, I was in my dorm, when my female roommate walked in and there was uncomfortable silence

Lorby

01/20/17 12:07AM

Clichecaligirl said:
Hahahaha you are all ridiculous.
No... I'm just embarrassed that my mind went straight to singing fapping in the rain also.

Kinda unusual... not too weird but I got some clamps from a hardware store and rigged a dildo at the edge of my chair at my desk pointing towards me so I could learn back and get it into my ass while my other hand held my other toy that was in my cunt and I'd have a free hand to grab a breast or even just use the mouse. Lol. It was like my personal DP masturbation station.

I wouldn't call that weird, I would call it hot

Lorby

01/20/17 12:08AM

dankjesus said:

Clichecaligirl said:
Hahahaha you are all ridiculous.
No... I'm just embarrassed that my mind went straight to singing fapping in the rain also.

Kinda unusual... not too weird but I got some clamps from a hardware store and rigged a dildo at the edge of my chair at my desk pointing towards me so I could learn back and get it into my ass while my other hand held my other toy that was in my cunt and I'd have a free hand to grab a breast or even just use the mouse. Lol. It was like my personal DP masturbation station.

huh, sounds like fun

Anyway, I was in my dorm, when my female roommate walked in and there was uncomfortable silence

Darn, no hentai scenario where you two did it?
JUST KIDDING

Leena_Erotic

01/20/17 12:09AM

Clichecaligirl said:
Hahahaha you are all ridiculous.
No... I'm just embarrassed that my mind went straight to singing fapping in the rain also.

Kinda unusual... not too weird but I got some clamps from a hardware store and rigged a dildo at the edge of my chair at my desk pointing towards me so I could learn back and get it into my ass while my other hand held my other toy that was in my cunt and I'd have a free hand to grab a breast or even just use the mouse. Lol. It was like my personal DP masturbation station.

I would legit try that ifmI could rig some of my tentadilds up there

Lorby

01/20/17 12:40AM

Oh and uh yeah. The craziest I've had, was I had sex with my personal trainer once...who was a friend of a friend.
Kinda awkward afterwards...just saying

Good sexing though

ManOfAction_5

01/20/17 04:37AM

Cucumber

This happened when I was really young, probably like 14 or 15. I went to the fridge when my mom was upstairs, and for some god forsaken reason, I decided to jerk off one of the big hot house cucumbers we had XD ! I was obsessed with my getting my dick bigger at the time, and I had recently started masturbating about a year prior XD . I guess I imagined it was mine when I was doing it...?

I didn't do it for very long (probably 10-15 seconds), but it's still one of the weirdest things I've ever done in my life XD .

I don't know if it has much to do with the thread topic, but I thought it'd be funny to share.

GoodAsh

01/23/17 10:20AM

Clichecaligirl, that is not crazy. You came to the wrong thread. No, don't stop! Tell us more!

ManOfAction_5, that was a crazy fap. You get it.

Stacie

01/23/17 10:34AM

I had a period start before having sex with a guy once.

Needless to say i was too awkward and horny to tell him so we had shit to clean after

GoodAsh

01/24/17 10:14AM

Stacie said:
I had a period start before having sex with a guy once.

Needless to say i was too awkward and horny to tell him so we had shit to clean after

My wife still won't have me touch her during her period -- or shortly before or after because she thinks I might trigger her period. Meanwhile, I keep telling her, "Beloved, I wouldn't mind."

Leena_Erotic

01/24/17 05:28PM

Stacie said:
I had a period start before having sex with a guy once.

Needless to say i was too awkward and horny to tell him so we had shit to clean after

Bad choice of worde LOL.

as much as I love messes I try to not get those types of messes...no matter how much I want it

FutaWorshipper

01/25/17 01:47AM

Craziest schlick? Using a plastic bottle during class.

Craziest fuck would probably be at a party turned orgy where I was half forced into being fucked all night lol

Lorby

01/25/17 01:52AM

FutaWorshipper said:
Craziest schlick? Using a plastic bottle during class.

Craziest fuck would probably be at a party turned orgy where I was half forced into being fucked all night lol

Hot and hot/scary.

Wait how did you use a bottle?

Leena_Erotic

01/25/17 01:54AM

FutaWorshipper said:
Craziest schlick? Using a plastic bottle during class.

Craziest fuck would probably be at a party turned orgy where I was half forced into being fucked all night lol

You know what's "funny"? A friend did that and unscrewed the cap by accident. It...was...hilarious

FutaWorshipper

01/25/17 01:59AM

Lorby said:
[quote]FutaWorshipper said:
Craziest schlick? Using a plastic bottle during class.

Craziest fuck would probably be at a party turned orgy where I was half forced into being fucked all night lol

Lol turn the bottle upside down and use it like that

FutaWorshipper

01/25/17 02:02AM

Leena_Erotic said:

FutaWorshipper said:
Craziest schlick? Using a plastic bottle during class.

Craziest fuck would probably be at a party turned orgy where I was half forced into being fucked all night lol

You know what's "funny"? A friend did that and unscrewed the cap by accident. It...was...hilarious

That's why you always use empty bottles lol