Leena_Erotic said:
Yes...yes. A collection of "assholes" I can sacrifice as guinea Pigs to summon my mas-I mean

Wow sure are a ton of douches here, then again I guess that's the point of this sorta


Seriously though, nothing sucks more than finding out your partner is a major douche during sex. COME ON MAN! Couldn't you be a douche, 5 hours ago?

Pervertedboy15 said:
or 5 hours later when you're done having sex. Time the doucheness right and you won't be sleeping on the couch tonight.

Leena_Erotic said:
Yeah but I'd rather not sleep with someone who was a douche. If it was after then he already "won"

Clichecaligirl said:
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Clichecaligirl said:
The requisite serious story... sorry guys.

Dated this guy in high school while trying to get over my bff after we sorta lost touch when we realized all we did anymore was have sex and didn't really have any romantic connection.
For those of you who don't know... my appearance can be a bit intimidating to guys I guess so when someone finally asked me out I just said yes, a little out of desperation and partly just for the experience.
This dude was like a character out of a movie. He was a rich spoiled jock asshole but he was nice to me and took me out several times and bought me a lot of things. Well after like less than like two weeks of dating he decided instead of taking me home one night to take me to his place where his parents are away so he has it to himself... but doesn't ask me if that's okay or tell me where we're going into we get there and I realize it on my own.
So being way too nice at the time I let him convince me to come inside, I'm curious what his house is like since it was pretty big and nice and I'd never been in such a big fancy house before.

Anyway... he shows me around then takes me to his room and this dude just straight up pulls his dick out and looks confused that I'M confused. So I'm like what are you doing and he's like come on, and I'm like come on what? He was on the small side so on hind sight I wish I'd said "come on THAT? unlikely..." but like I said I was way too nice back then.
Anyway this asshole basically tells me I'm going to suck it until he's fully hard then we're going to fuck... and I'm like noo... we're not. And he tells me I pretty much OWE him for all the money he's spent on me and he was waiting for me to make the first move and since I didn't he has to. I told him that's definitely not how this works.
So he says that I obviously want it because of how I dress, showing off my legs and tits all the time. I live in LA... it's a city in a desert, I'm gonna wear skirts and shorts as often as possible. And as for my tits, a small skinny girl with DDs has a hard time hiding them even under some bag clothes, but that doesn't mean I'm showing them off.
So final straw is he comes over and grabs my hair to try and force my head down. At the time I'd only recently started studying martial arts but before puberty and gigantits I was a total tomboy so instinctively I don't hold back when guys get rough. I elbowed him in the face and broke his nose then ran home.
I like sex! I like sucking cock even, but I'm not into being disrespected or forced. I dunno if I would have eventually done anything with him but he certainly made sure his chances were zero after that.

Clichecaligirl said:
I elbowed him in the face and broke his nose then ran home.

Clichecaligirl said:
The requisite serious story... sorry guys.

Dated this guy in high school while trying to get over my bff after we sorta lost touch when we realized all we did anymore was have sex and didn't really have any romantic connection.
For those of you who don't know... my appearance can be a bit intimidating to guys I guess so when someone finally asked me out I just said yes, a little out of desperation and partly just for the experience.
This dude was like a character out of a movie. He was a rich spoiled jock asshole but he was nice to me and took me out several times and bought me a lot of things. Well after like less than like two weeks of dating he decided instead of taking me home one night to take me to his place where his parents are away so he has it to himself... but doesn't ask me if that's okay or tell me where we're going into we get there and I realize it on my own.
So being way too nice at the time I let him convince me to come inside, I'm curious what his house is like since it was pretty big and nice and I'd never been in such a big fancy house before.

Anyway... he shows me around then takes me to his room and this dude just straight up pulls his dick out and looks confused that I'M confused. So I'm like what are you doing and he's like come on, and I'm like come on what? He was on the small side so on hind sight I wish I'd said "come on THAT? unlikely..." but like I said I was way too nice back then.
Anyway this asshole basically tells me I'm going to suck it until he's fully hard then we're going to fuck... and I'm like noo... we're not. And he tells me I pretty much OWE him for all the money he's spent on me and he was waiting for me to make the first move and since I didn't he has to. I told him that's definitely not how this works.
So he says that I obviously want it because of how I dress, showing off my legs and tits all the time. I live in LA... it's a city in a desert, I'm gonna wear skirts and shorts as often as possible. And as for my tits, a small skinny girl with DDs has a hard time hiding them even under some bag clothes, but that doesn't mean I'm showing them off.
So final straw is he comes over and grabs my hair to try and force my head down. At the time I'd only recently started studying martial arts but before puberty and gigantits I was a total tomboy so instinctively I don't hold back when guys get rough. I elbowed him in the face and broke his nose then ran home.
I like sex! I like sucking cock even, but I'm not into being disrespected or forced. I dunno if I would have eventually done anything with him but he certainly made sure his chances were zero after that.