Rule 34 - Worst or awful thing a partner has done during/Before/Right after, sex

Worst or awful thing a partner has done during/Before/Right after, sex

It can be either on purpose or by accident

I had a guy forcefully give himself a hairjob with ny hair without my permission and then proceed to cum.

Number of days I continued dating him: 0/0

The most jerk-ish move I received, while doing it my partner told me he is getting close. Ok, fair enough. We did it in doggy, it was great and suddenly I felt something on my back. Sure, thought the guy finished with pulling it out, as I turned around to see what's up, I was greeted with a face full of his load. Literally what I felt landing on my back was his spit, he tricked me just for this moment to splatter my face with a surprise cumshot.
I was... not mad at least not that much, as I think back it's sounds hilarious and all, but still a jerk move if you ask me.

Urici

01/18/17 01:20PM

Before sex? Not existing is a pretty big bummer

SolemnTagger

01/18/17 01:31PM

Celina_Star said:
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Sounds like he gave you a perfectly executed Second Gunman...

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=second+gunman

Celina_Star

01/18/17 01:39PM

Lemons22 said:

Celina_Star said:
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Sounds like he gave you a perfectly executed Second Gunman...

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=second+gunman

I... well, damn that thing got even a name. lol
The more you know...

Lorby

01/18/17 03:16PM

Lemons22 said:

Celina_Star said:
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Sounds like he gave you a perfectly executed Second Gunman...

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=second+gunman

That sounds to badass to be that

Lorby

01/18/17 03:20PM

One of the worst things that happened was a girl was giving me a blow job and she was doing just fine, but I dunno what got into her that she started forcing herself so much when she obviously couldn't. I said "stop" like a time and a half too late cause before I knew BLAAARGH she puked... yeah.

She apologized afterwards but still "What did thy hopeth to acomplish?"

Curvy_Iris

01/18/17 03:44PM

Celina_Star said:
The most jerk-ish move I received, while doing it my partner told me he is getting close. Ok, fair enough. We did it in doggy, it was great and suddenly I felt something on my back. Sure, thought the guy finished with pulling it out, as I turned around to see what's up, I was greeted with a face full of his load. Literally what I felt landing on my back was his spit, he tricked me just for this moment to splatter my face with a surprise cumshot.
I was... not mad at least not that much, as I think back it's sounds hilarious and all, but still a jerk move if you ask me.

It doesn't sound too bad but it's something that would piss me off at the moment cause its intentionally catching the person off guard for their own gain

Curvy_Iris

01/18/17 03:45PM

Lorby said:
One of the worst things that happened was a girl was giving me a blow job and she was doing just fine, but I dunno what got into her that she started forcing herself so much when she obviously couldn't. I said "stop" like a time and a half too late cause before I knew BLAAARGH she puked... yeah.

She apologized afterwards but still "What did thy hopeth to acomplish?"

To make you feel better? I dunno. Why didn't you hold her back and stop her?

Lorby

01/18/17 03:52PM

[quote]Curvy_Iris said:...

Cause I thought she was doing it cause she could take it, or at least at first. It wasn't till I heard her making noises where I was starting to realize, and by then it was too late

Curvy_Iris

01/18/17 03:56PM

Lorby said:
[quote]Curvy_Iris said:...

Cause I thought she was doing it cause she could take it, or at least at first. It wasn't till I heard her making noises where I was starting to realize, and by then it was too late

I guess that makes sense

Curvy_Iris

01/18/17 03:57PM

Urici said:
Before sex? Not existing is a pretty big bummer

That sounds super deep

Myraka

01/18/17 04:13PM

The most awful thing I've experience was stupid comments like "my ex would've done that" throughout sex trying to goad me into doing things.

Hands down the worst experience I had doesn't have a giant story, just a guy who had a serious problem with hygiene who still expected to get laid. Seriously, washing downstairs and wiping properly is not rocket science x_x

Lorby

01/18/17 04:17PM

Myraka said:
The most awful thing I've experience was stupid comments like "my ex would've done that" throughout sex trying to goad me into doing things.

Hands down the worst experience I had doesn't have a giant story, just a guy who had a serious problem with hygiene who still expected to get laid. Seriously, washing downstairs and wiping properly is not rocket science x_x

I can sense the dickishness from here. I can literally hear his voice sounding like a jock or stereotypical dudebro for some reason

Celina_Star

01/18/17 04:21PM

Myraka said:
The most awful thing I've experience was stupid comments like "my ex would've done that" throughout sex trying to goad me into doing things.

Hands down the worst experience I had doesn't have a giant story, just a guy who had a serious problem with hygiene who still expected to get laid. Seriously, washing downstairs and wiping properly is not rocket science x_x

Ugh, I can imagine. The worse is when they act like a leech and they don't get the message of "leave me the hell alone"
Anyway, hugs for you.