Rule 34 - Naughtiest thing you've done

notagentclark

08/21/20 10:07PM

justanotherguy222 said:

dualnexus said:

justanotherguy222 said:
I guess for me it would be my first kiss. My ex and I were lying on our stomachs in her family room, she was playing a game on her tablet and her shirt was loose enough to where I could reach in and play with her boob...which I did. I circled around her nipple as she kept playing, and I whispered in her ear "kiss me." Our first kiss happened, and it was awkward because neither of us knew what we were doing, but we got better over time, making out at least once every time I visited her.

that's ALMOST a wholesome cute romance. almost. the boob grab made it not so wholesome lol

Listen dude, you make questionable decisions when you're 14 and horny. XD Luckily I asked if I had overstepped any boundaries and she didn't mind in the slightest, telling me it actually felt really good, she just didn't know what to do. That's why she was so keen on kissing me then. Later on she would let me suck on and play her boobs while lying down on the couch...and now I'm reminding myself of just how lonely I've been since we broke up. It's been 9 years. T_T

Cringe

justanotherguy222

08/22/20 04:44AM

notagentclark said:

justanotherguy222 said:

dualnexus said:

justanotherguy222 said:
I guess for me it would be my first kiss. My ex and I were lying on our stomachs in her family room, she was playing a game on her tablet and her shirt was loose enough to where I could reach in and play with her boob...which I did. I circled around her nipple as she kept playing, and I whispered in her ear "kiss me." Our first kiss happened, and it was awkward because neither of us knew what we were doing, but we got better over time, making out at least once every time I visited her.

that's ALMOST a wholesome cute romance. almost. the boob grab made it not so wholesome lol

Listen dude, you make questionable decisions when you're 14 and horny. XD Luckily I asked if I had overstepped any boundaries and she didn't mind in the slightest, telling me it actually felt really good, she just didn't know what to do. That's why she was so keen on kissing me then. Later on she would let me suck on and play her boobs while lying down on the couch...and now I'm reminding myself of just how lonely I've been since we broke up. It's been 9 years. T_T

Cringe

lol go back to Reddit.

Treita

08/22/20 04:20PM

hot_sauce said:
[quote]Bitchkiller said:
All of these are fake

I'm sorry that your life is sexually boring.[/quote
No kidding. Mine has been but I know people can get weird.

Mine was probably about 8 years ago. Husband was fucking me from behind under the blankets and his kids came running in, too young to know the importance of knocking.
For probably half an hour he kept up a slow grind without pulling out. Asshole made me have to suppress an orgasm to avoid awkward questions.
After they left and he creampied me, I paid him back by scratching my nails over the head of his now super-sensitive cock. Made him cry out.
He told the kids it was a charliehorse. ;)

TomboyRamRanchWhen

08/22/20 04:28PM

Treita said:

I paid him back by scratching my nails over the head of his now super-sensitive cock. Made him cry out.

wtf why did you do that my dick hurts just from reading that.

justanotherguy222

08/22/20 06:03PM

Treita said:

hot_sauce said:
[quote]Bitchkiller said:
All of these are fake

I'm sorry that your life is sexually boring.[/quote
No kidding. Mine has been but I know people can get weird.

Mine was probably about 8 years ago. Husband was fucking me from behind under the blankets and his kids came running in, too young to know the importance of knocking.
For probably half an hour he kept up a slow grind without pulling out. Asshole made me have to suppress an orgasm to avoid awkward questions.
After they left and he creampied me, I paid him back by scratching my nails over the head of his now super-sensitive cock. Made him cry out.
He told the kids it was a charliehorse. ;)

...Fucking ouch. ',:(

dualnexus

08/22/20 10:30PM

Mine was probably about 8 years ago. Husband was fucking me from behind under the blankets and his kids came running in, too young to know the importance of knocking.
For probably half an hour he kept up a slow grind without pulling out. Asshole made me have to suppress an orgasm to avoid awkward questions.
After they left and he creampied me, I paid him back by scratching my nails over the head of his now super-sensitive cock. Made him cry out.
He told the kids it was a charliehorse. ;)

props for playing it cool headed and not getting caught lol

Treita

08/23/20 01:28AM

TomboyRamRanchWhen said:

Treita said:

I paid him back by scratching my nails over the head of his now super-sensitive cock. Made him cry out.

wtf why did you do that my dick hurts just from reading that.

Not scratching like one might down his back or to hurt. No marks, just hard enough to make him squirm.