you sure you didn't imagine the part about a 10-year-old ejaculating ?

Another good point.

I fingered my prostate in the bathtub, that's one of the naughtiest things I've ever done, at least recently.. as in today. ^_^"

f'd on a handicapped toilet and in a forest and at a party of my cousin's + got a public bj + had sex on the floor of a store behind the copunter :D and some other similar stuff all in the 1st year I was together with my gf (we didn't have a lot of time together, now we have more time to take it easy and take our time)

...Where to start.. hmm. Heres my best one. Went to a Iron Maiden concert. Fingered this random drunk chick who was hitting on me all night, fucked her silly in the bathroom. Walked her home. she lived around the corner from the venue. fucked her silly again... the noise... woke her mother up... Im getting ready to leave and her mother...... Standing in the hallway, fingering herself... turns out shes a divorced alocoholic. one thing to another and i wind up fucking her. a few days later. my sister comes home with a new bf. them and i went to dinner where we were going to meet his family. annnnd low and behold. His mother, and sister.

Random drunk chick is my current gf btw. been together 13 long ass fucking years. annnd yes. everyone knows... it was a very awkward family conversation....

Well i once fapped on the bathrooms in middle school, but that was when i discovered mastubartion.

Also, there were like 3 girls i seriously wanted to fuck. On math class, since the 4 of us always sat on the back of the room, i always tried feeling her leg slowly without her noticing. Of course she ended noticing it, but she actually found it cute somwhow, and that didnt hurt how she saw me (I mean it, i seriously want to fuck her even now).

And finally, back then i always tried to feel my big sister breasts when she was distracted, and never got caught (Today i dont really care much about her anymore).

I have a confession to make

I stole 2 quarters from my moms table in her room

I AM GUILTY! Dx

You're a monster.

Oh my god..Kinki_Pie from all the time i never thought you'd be this bad..~ Someone punish her! x3

fingered my high-school girlfriend in the car, with her mother driving and her brother next to us.

fucked my wife at a friends house, while they were watching a movie and leaning against the couch we were doing it on.

having a loose sub take me down her throat, at her friends house, while I ordered a switch to fuck her ass. While her son fucked a different friend in a side room. I had that friend share my cum with her when I came.

Get blown by an ex, while fingering a passerby who caught us and wanted to watch.

wow thats fun

Kind of an update. So the night before my sister's wedding I went out with a gal friend of mine to drink and dance at a club. We get a little too drunk and very horny. We end up fucking at the edge of the dance floor, with me leaning back against the railing, her short skirt hiked up and my cock buried in her pussy. The naughty thing isn't that though...it's that we had to call her boyfriend to come pick us up because we were so drunk.

I'm alive,that is the naughtiest thing ever.





CRAAAAAAAWLING IIIIIN MY SKIIIIIIIN

Feels bad for the boyfriend xD