one time when I was 18 and my cousin was 12 she slept over at my house she was supposed to sleep in the guest room but in the middle of the night she snuck into my room and bed striped naked and rubbed up agenised me and masturbated wile moaning my name. when I woke up she just smiled at me she looked so cute and asked if we could have sex (not that she knew how sex worked at the time) I said no and tolled her to stop what she was doing. she then started to cry I was worried that she would wake my parents so I tolled her she could keep masturbating she then sat on my lap and continued to masturbate until she came.

I was self sucking in my car one day & two women caught me. I thought they were going to be mad, but they just came over & watched until I had my biggest load everr completely cover myself in cum loll.

When I was 16 I kept a small vibrator in my pussy during school. When I was called up to do a problem I turned it on max by accident when I meant to put it on low. My legs were shaking and I was whimpering the whole time I was at the board. The teacher asked me if I was alright and I said I was fine. When I walked back to my desk I came so hard I fell to my knees and bit my tongue to stop myself from crying out. People still look at me a little weird from that class but it was an amazing orgasm.

After reader reading these I feel unaccomplished. I done nothing. Being a loser sucks.

True story: Back in 11th grade, I left school early and raped my neighbor's dog. She was a pretty Husky, fully grown. I had planned it for like, a week.

Might wanna take it to the DMs for the details

I've worn some of my mom's panties while masturbating on her bed while watching some porn

There was a school rumor that was a gloryhole in the boys bathroom at school. Me and a friend later found it after school. One day during my freshman year she dared me to sit in that stall and suck off any guy that put his dick through the hole. Sucked 5 cocks in 90 minutes

Nope

Okay little backstory here, back in highschool I was the horniest horn dog. Like Freshman year was just a lot of erections even when not aroused through highschool. Fast forward to Junior year, was starting to get into kinkier stuff, public play an the like. Well my TA period was either the class room being empty because the teacher left with the class to do stuff in the computer lab OR it was me grading papers from his other AP classes all period long. Only the teacher and I had a key to the classroom. So what I would do is lay back and jerk off in a chair in the corner of the room with the lights off to urge on my public fetish (tbh though I had already fucked by a bike trail but that's a different story). Anyway one day I decided to get comfortable and jerk on the floor. I'm jerking it to so wonderful black porn, forget the name of it, when I hear the door click. Unfortunately I assumed it to be an audio blip due to shitty headphones until light spills into the room from the outside just as I finish. Two girls walk in to see my cock covered in cum and me laying on the floor. They immeadiately ran out but I don't think they got a good look on my face in the dark. No one ever mentioned it to me or talked about it. Looking back now that I'm in college it was a very stupid decision, but still kinda hot haha.

I was told I can only have 1 bowl.
But I had 2.

Gasp!

I once put an ice cold drink on a table - without a coaster.

I've gone to taco bell... at midnight

Sucked off a stallion and did other stuff to a mare :)

1.) My cousin usually stocks up on the small simply orange oj bottles so she could take them with her on the go. There was this one time when when I was staying over at my aunt's house during my high school summer vacation and I stuck my dick and came inside one of her half drank bottles. I shook it up and put it back inside the fridge.

2.) Just recently I did a cum tribute over one of my mother's vacation photos.