holy shit, this had me lmao. bingo! yes man!

I just have to bring this up again because I'm curious how that went when the OD scene came up.

I'm an expert at covert whackin'. I've whacked it in rooms full of people without anyone knowing.

Once in high school I walked around all day with one of those tiny vibrators in my pussy. Then later in the day I moved it over to my asshole. Every once in a while I'd give myself a little tingle.

That's hot! Were you able to make yourself cum at all that day?

Mine is, one day I was at a friend's house. I was about 17 at the time. My friend's mom had just been remarried so now there was this really cute stepsister in the mix, and she was three or four years younger. The naughty thing was I stole a pair of her panties from the upstairs bathroom hamper. I wore them to school the next day, and a couple of times after that.

That's nothing. I did the same thing, but with my mom's panties and nylons.

That's a hot story, but yeah right.. You gotta be pulling our collective leg.

Yes, but not until I got home. The buzzing up my ass would have been too loud to keep it going too long. I was going crazy on the bus ride home. When I finally did get home, I went straight up to my room and rubbed one out while vibrating my ass. I came SO hard. Ever since then I love having my anus stimulated.

That's a hot story, but yeah right.. You gotta be pulling our collective leg.[/quote]

Not pulling your leg bro. Only thing I'm pulling is my dick, in my mom's panties while I sniff her nylons :P

I was 15 then, my mom and I were going to visit my friend's house, after some driving from my home and entering his house, only to discover I had been unconsciously wearing socks in my scandal for the entire visit! I shouldn't be supposed to do that or even think so in public XD
Don't judge me please :P

the footware equivalent of 'scanties'?

One day when I was 13, my mom walked in on a friend and I in my bedroom. I had JUST finished blowing him and he had just blown his wad in my mouth. When I turned around I literally had to wipe the cum off of my mouth in front of my mother, and swallow the rest (or else she'd see me dispose of it). My friend scrambled to put his pants on, but it was too late. As a consequence, my parents made me go to church as long as I was living in their house. The joke was on them though, between the ages of 13 and 17, I sucked off six male members of the congregation ;)

Ripped off a label on a mattress that said it was only to be removed by the consumer

Me and some of my old marching band friends chose to start up a small rock band after we graduated HS. It took us a few months to finally get a gig and we killed it that night. We had an "after party" and involved the 3 of them 4-waying me. One in each hole. Totally worth it.

Hard to narrow it down, honestly. I'd probably go with having my dick inside my girlfriend while her father was in the room. He had no idea, because we had covers over us, but I was balls deep in there. lol
Or, perhaps fingering her and getting blown at a big event/party while people could see us.