IveHadSex
05/27/17 11:51AM
i much like 2 do sex with a grl and 2 see naked the grl... bingo! yes man1!

mother one catch me with a panties oh man trouble.. say panties! mine! o my god! dirty now!
RubyRose
05/27/17 12:00PM
IveHadSex said:
i much like 2 do sex with a grl and 2 see naked the grl... bingo! yes man1!

mother one catch me with a panties oh man trouble.. say panties! mine! o my god! dirty now!


Did you just throw a dictionary in the microwave and read what was left?
IveHadSex
05/27/17 12:04PM
noo cant a dictionary!
RubyRose
05/27/17 12:05PM
IveHadSex said:
noo cant a dictionary!


What language are you speaking?
IveHadSex
05/27/17 12:07PM
cant to no an english words??
IveHadSex
05/27/17 12:09PM
yes an language 2!
RubyRose
05/27/17 12:11PM
Jesus your words confuse me so much.
IveHadSex
05/27/17 12:13PM
ok no i jesus? good!
RubyRose
05/27/17 12:17PM
Can someone understand this guy?
Adorable-Selina
05/27/17 12:38PM
He wants you to put him out of his misery
VisuaLz_x_ArEs
05/27/17 01:07PM
RubyRose said:
Jesus your words confuse me so much.


Apparently he thinks you called him Jesus or some shit. But yea, I'm sure we would be better if he just left lol
IveHadSex
05/27/17 01:14PM
its mean to say! i tell you and i tell you. you tell for it, okay?
juicyholes
05/27/17 01:18PM
Welp, I walked in at an interesting time. This guy is hilarious.. Can't tell if he's just fucking with y'all or what.

Anyway, naughtiest thing I've ever done.. I like this question. Probably when I recorded myself playing with myself. No I don't have the video anymore so don't ask.
Inscythe
05/27/17 05:32PM
I'm sure there's a similar site for his own language somewhere.
Aigo_Zuminov
05/27/17 06:32PM
Not really "naughty," but certainly uncomfortable.
At 15, I was talked into going to one of those "sensation spas" with different kinds of pools and showers, and you go around each one in a certain order - cold showers while talking over pebbles, ice-cold pool, jakuzi, that sort of thing.

Anyway, I'd been in the jakuzi tub for a while when I realised I'd ended up with a No Reason Boner and I was not risking getting out while pitching a tent, so I attempted to try and get rid of it the only way a horny teenager knows how - good old righty, ya never let me down.
...
Then a young couple in their 20's got in to the tub opposite me and I almost (metaphorically) shit myself.

My only saving grace was the fact the bubble jets hadn't been turned off at that point, though I have my doubts they were entirely oblivious to what I was doing - I managed to rub one out before getting out if there, so go me, I guess?


Definitely the most awkward wank I've ever had, even if it was just a one off, but at least no one caught me and gave me a thrashing about it... they needed a salt-water pool anyway in that place. XD
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