I was in gym class one time and I was on this balancing bar thing. I was straddling it and I acted like I was too afraid to slide off because I would hurt myself. I just moved around a lot and was rubbing my pussy on it. People were watching, but only my friend knew what I was doing(mainly because I told her after).

Clever.

Jerked off in a car alone during a heavy rain, jerked off at two different work places, at my best friend's bathroom, but mainly at home while my parents were home, sometimes with an open door

I had sex with my best friend and his sister at the same time. I shared his cock and cum with her. We also double stuffed her pussy.

I choked myself while riding cock.

I've rubbed one out on the balcony before, shot my load downward.
I've also masturbated outside on a bench and inside my flat's elevator. Because apparently i couldn't wait till i was home.

Me and my friends stole some of art classes red paint bottles, found a pair of broken glasses and staged a murder scene in back of our auditorium room in middle school. Good times.

I used to steal money from my mom's purse. When I got caught it was a very well deserved hell. Took my parents years to forgive me.

Nice.

In high school I dated this guy who for our 3rd date took me out to see Terminator Salvation. We thought it was alright, we went back to his place because he had his house to himself for the weekend. That night he probably fucked me 4 times. The 4th time (I'm guessing) I remember begging him to cum because I was so tired.
I woke up to him trying to titfuck me, I was fine with it since it was 8 or so hours since I passed out. He moved about 4 months later and I haven't spoken to him in about 4 years since he just stopped coming online.

When I was 3 I use to put rice crispy treats down my pants and then shake my groin and then every kid started doing it XD

It was a while back at a family gathering around Christmas. A cousin I knew I had but didn't really know at all was there, and I accidentally walked in on her peeing to see she had a dick. This led to an incredibly awkward conversation right afterwards where I found out she was intersex. A bit after I end up sucking her dick. We were pretty young and pretty dumb.

tl;dr accidentally discovered my cousin had a penis and sucked it.

Soon after entering puberty, I once masturbated next to my mom. We were in a hotel on vacation and had to share a bed. Her back was turned to me and I thought she was sleeping. I got aroused by a particularly sexual music video on TV, so I started stroking it. Turned out she wasn't sleeping and asked me what I was doing; I said I was just scratching an itch, but I guess she def knew and it was awkward 8(

Some two or three years later I did it again, but that time I was much more careful (also the hotel bed was bigger and I heard my mom snoring). Reason I got randy was because I heard some hotel guests having some steamy sex upstairs.

In my actual sex life later on, I've never really done anything naughty.

THUG LIFE OMFG HAHAHAHAHA XD

You monster.