i swear to god i have these long, contrived conversations with myself about all sorts of weird shit and i want to be sure im not going mad.

Meeh, if you love to think out loud that is completly fine, especially if you are at home alone. It happens with everyone, we just don't give attention to it. Like on my end, I love bursting out with a laugh when I read a funny comment or a post lol

Nope xD

Ive been talking to myself ever since I can remember.

Did you take out the trash samantha?

Fuck no I dont do that shit

You a lazy son of a bitch.When you gonna get fucked sammy?!

I dont need to get laid the government fucks me everyday!

not out loud; when a TV show or movie is not immersive enough, I can't help but start a running commentary

Its the most reasonable discussion i have on this website..

www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFFBUSpVMiM

I don't talk to myself. Yes, you do. Fuck off. YOU fuck off.

nope, I never do this XD

its sad that the quality of conversation is usually so low on here, but ive seen some funny shit in the comments sometimes.

Miss Vulf, you just won the internet.

I like you, I think we would get along great...in the real world *Cue intense music*

We all talk to ourselves, now full on conversations? That's not as common But boy howdy, I sure as hell do it, especially when playing a game and even more especially if it's Fire emblem

I think I do, with some character I seen on here with myself cause I have a big dick.

When I'm not in fap mode I try to do some comedic comments about the pics i see for myself.
When I want to pull out the Excalibur out of the stone, I remain silent.