I had a dream a warrior woman killed my husband and dragged me off to her ship, bound with other loot from my village. We landed in a tropical place where she dragged me to her house and threw me in the Kitchen. I remember making her hot dogs then she made me suck her off. Just as I was getting into I realised girls don't have dicks and I woke up as soon as I knew it was a dream
Yo...sigh...okay so.
I'm Chilling with my friend while going around a city when we suddenly stopata shop. Inside like 2mins later my dood takes off his pants amd I'm all like "K". An Alfred-ass motherfucker then opens the doors to a room where there's these boxes which open up and have various characters and stuff from games and movies. Alfred-fuck says "choose one MUUUster" ITS A BLOODY FUCK MUSEUM...OF GLORY HOLES! Kirby was there....fucking....Kirby!
Guys, gals, this is what happens when you have to do work for 8 hours straight without breaks and a week without release or female...ANYTHING....Might as well mention it ya know.
I'm Chilling with my friend while going around a city when we suddenly stopata shop. Inside like 2mins later my dood takes off his pants amd I'm all like "K". An Alfred-ass motherfucker then opens the doors to a room where there's these boxes which open up and have various characters and stuff from games and movies. Alfred-fuck says "choose one MUUUster" ITS A BLOODY FUCK MUSEUM...OF GLORY HOLES! Kirby was there....fucking....Kirby!
Guys, gals, this is what happens when you have to do work for 8 hours straight without breaks and a week without release or female...ANYTHING....Might as well mention it ya know.
