Jale said:
"No no it was pretty professional its just I couldn't keep a straight face and I kept laughing because I had to hold a ridiculously big dildo up on camera" *I finally get what I was looking for and I show you the magazine* "Here! see?" *I its me, with my eye still intact I appear to have heavy makeup on and wearing pink elbow gloves and knee socks holding up what must be a 20 inch dildo, it looks even bigger than the monster I've got* "Hehe~ I was on a few of the pages in this too!" *I toss it to you*

Kumquat said:


Browsing the magazine* Ha ha, wow! Look at all those! In a few years, that could become an old shame! ;P

*I notice your intact right eye.*

Ummm... Meekly* Are you uncomfortable with me asking how... THAT happened?

Jale said:
"This magazine was right before I went to war" *I touch my eyepatch, smiling, I then giggle* "They gave me that dildo on the cover by the way, I still have it~" :3

Kumquat said:


Y-You went to war?! :o

Are there as many gay soldiers in a squad, as there are gay sailors on a ship? ~ *Snicker*

Jale said:
"...Well yeah, where the hell else would I lose my eye?" *I giggle at your joke* "But.. I wasn't in a squad, I was a spy" *I put on the pink shirt from before and lay down with you*

Kumquat said:


Then again, losing your eye to a stud would have been lame, and reckless...

*I keep browsing the mag.*

Jesus, the things I'm seeing through there...! *Snicker*

Jale said:
"Hehe~ I think it was page 23, it was me doing as best I could to get that big dildo from the cover all the way up my ass, I got actually got it down to the balls before I passed out~!" *I blush and my cock begins to grow hard again*

Kumquat said:


You must've had a hell of a stomach bulge! :D

Do you have any regrets in this book?... ~

Jale said:
"See for yourself! and no I have no regrets from doing it, I love the exposure~" *I begin to slowly rub my cock*

Kumquat said:


It's good that you like your body. ~

I wouldn't mind exposing myself, but I'm a bit too shy for that... ^^'

Jale said:
"Hehe~ I was that way too for a while, until a certain girlfriend I had way back at the start of highschool" *I flip you to the page I was talking about, its a full image of me in the same clothes and makeup as on the cover accept my ass is turned to the camera and I appear to be leaning against a wall, There is a hand visible from off-camera pushing the dildo into my ass*

Kumquat said:


...Heh! I bet you needed a lot of strength and stamina to endure that monster, and not pass out until the end! ~

I'm sure you could convince me to get inside you in a dark alley, somehere... ~

Jale said:
"Hehe~ but apparently that dildo was modeled after someone too so, he is on my bucket list now, If I find him and I take the actual thing to the balls I will be able to die happy~" *I have some sort of dreamy tone in my voice, I keep stroking myself off* "No offense to you of course... its been on my bucket list for a while" X3