Decided to add a thread to ask weird kinky or fetish questions. Also a few hypothetical questions are sure to be added as well.

So to get started, a weird one that came up today between the guys after some drinking, but what would you want to ejaculate if you had to change it from regular semen/femcum?

Whipped cream was mine

I'd say either electricity or blood, because electrostimulation, or giving blood without any needle contamination.

Interesting choices

Lol what the actual fuck.

Hmmmmm... I suppose I could ejaculate maple syrup. It would be so practical in the morning, to go with waffles or pancakes, and I would start the day in such a good mood. :]

(How shameful of me.)

I'd kik to cum milk.

A portal to the nearest make city.

mine is iron branding

I'd shoot out fire.
So I can say "Check out my fire breathing dick bitch."

I´m sure i have told this story before but..

Someone actually wanted to roleplay a clown with me.

A clown who rubs his feet in butter while throwing sausages at me.

I'll just... Pfff-WHA HA HA! ...not question it.

That's...a new one. Gonna have to write that down.

Because I'm a weird fucker I'd say tentacle cum.

Farting

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0W7RZEqQhlU