Take extreme caution. One false move and you'll earn yourself a trip to the emergency room.
- Don't use anything which could get lost in there
- Don't use anything with any chips or abrasive edges, especially if you're using glass; even the tiniest chips can be very dangerous
- Don't use anything without sterilising it first, or you could get a urinary tract infection
- This means you generally shouldn't use anything with porous surfaces, because they can't be sterilised

Incidentally, I had an endoscope (fibreoptic camera) in my bladder once. Was kinda neat seeing the inside of my own bladder for myself. Wasn't too painful, but I wouldn't recommend it; certainly wasn't pleasant.
This was done in a hospital though. It's called a cystoscopy.

I think this might be a time where it's best to sit back and let Darwin take the reigns.

Lol don't remind me…
darwinawards.com/personal/personal2001-16.html

I'm thinking of buying a thick rubber snake to use as a double dildo.

How does a banana-fleshlight-made out of a pringles can- sound like? Cause it was fun till my dick smelled like banana for a week.

Ah~ good times, good times....well the jacking anyway

The thought of a banana penis is really cute, or at least how I'm imagining it

those mini body massagers from walmart.oh yeah x3

Should've used bubblegum!
Though you'd need quite a few packets…

I'll just say this, the LEGO spear is likely a bad idea, it's rather small or easy to lose in the urethra, or worst case, bladder. Not to mention the mould flash on the side of it could risk scratching the urethra. If you're gonna do sounding, be sure to be cautious, save some cash and buy a kit that way you know everything's safe for ya dick. If you're too cheap for that, I've used smooth plastic paintbrushes, and since you're into LEGO, I've even heard of some using the Lightsaber piece from the Star Wars buildable figure sets, but those might need some work sanding and smoothing/buffing them to get them to be used safely. Also NEVER USE GLASS THAT'S AN AWFUL IDEA.

Also, I've discovered that a Doctor Who Sonic Screwdriver vibrating toothbrush without the brush attached makes a pretty good prostate massager.

I tried to use a cucumber to shove up my bum once, didn't work. I cut a little hole in my pillow's side and tried fucking it one boring night.

Yup, there was a site I went to that got me rushing to the vegetable section of my local supermarket. Personally it did feel good but it also felt like a waste of food so I didnt do it again.

www.homemade-sex-toys.com/melon.html
or other veggies

They even have a DIY fleshlite, I had a jar of jalapenos that were the right size for it, so it can be ANYTHING you have lying around.

Also,I've used toilet paper roll with cardboard taken out, or a sock, rubber glow, one of those water Wigglies toys from the dollar store; you can also get those long skinny balloons they use to make balloon animals, fold it in half, half it again, and use lube:
balloonotherapy.blogspot....wisting-instructions.html
or
balloonotherapy.blogspot....celet-balloon-design.html
Or if you wanted to get really fancy:
balloonotherapy.blogspot....isting-balloon-woven.html (look at pics 27-29 and tell me you dont want to try this)

Really ANYTHING can be a fuck toy if you add lube or put it in a condom. Even a window, or a door,or a circle of pens with tape on the outside...or the tape itself...just add lube and its good to go.

Wow, talk about premature ejaculation. If girls cumming so fast is good, why dont more women find it sexy when guys cum so fast? Either way it ends the sex the same way
right?
Besides she's cumming from being watched so she's actually using other people's eye's to cum.

Just a guess,
maybe it's because women have a much shorter refractory period