808sexyfuntime
10/10/16 08:57PM
Misskitkat_ said:
Corn on the motherfucking cob.


Well said xD
Kittengirl
10/11/16 04:03PM
When I was younger I would try anything to hand. Loved grinding my pussy on pillows, teddies, any smooth edge of a chair or table. Loved slipping my barby dolls in my pussy
JaySalos
10/11/16 04:06PM
Kittengirl said:
When I was younger I would try anything to hand. Loved grinding my pussy on pillows, teddies, any smooth edge of a chair or table. Loved slipping my barby dolls in my pussy
Sounds like a lewd childhood ^^
Spunk1
10/12/16 05:10AM
Hmm, never really used anything as a sex toy...Unless a woman who just laid there, doing nothing and was really not into it at all counts as a sex toy. Afterward I honestly thought I would have been better off just jacking off.
Shaded_Cube
10/12/16 09:42AM
Tower19
10/12/16 10:28AM
Anarchy1917
10/12/16 07:27PM
I really hope this topic doesn't die, it's the greatest one I've seen on here :p
hot_sauce
10/12/16 08:09PM
Spunk1 said:
Hmm, never really used anything as a sex toy...Unless a woman who just laid there, doing nothing and was really not into it at all counts as a sex toy. Afterward I honestly thought I would have been better off just jacking off.


IKR?
hot_sauce
10/12/16 08:12PM
Kittengirl said:
When I was younger I would try anything to hand. Loved grinding my pussy on pillows, teddies, any smooth edge of a chair or table. Loved slipping my barby dolls in my pussy


You reminded of a hot AF video of a girl, petite and brunette, grinding on a pillow in a blackened room. Wish I could find it again. I think it's part of the "I Feel Myself" series.
hot_sauce
10/12/16 08:14PM
Kinky_Pie said:
cucumbers,zucchinis,carrots,sausages,hotdogs,toothbrushes,screw drivers those bubble wand sticks,wooden spoons,aaand dog penis from bad dragon. :)


Earlier in curiosity of anal sex, tried sitting on a Vaseline-lubed cucumber. It wouldn't go in.
JaySalos
10/12/16 08:16PM
Guess I'll be honest. I've put pop bottles and a flashlight in my butt. My ass gaped from the flashlight and boy I came hard x3
BrickKnight
10/12/16 10:58PM
br00m said:
Kinky_Pie said:
cucumbers,zucchinis,carrots,sausages,hotdogs,toothbrushes,screw drivers those bubble wand sticks,wooden spoons,aaand dog penis from bad dragon. :)


wouldn't it have been easier to count the things that were NOT inside of you o.O?

and i wonder how big those cucumbers and zucchinis were...


I hope kinky's ok. Produce dildos are seriously dangerous because of all the bacteria.
BrickKnight
10/12/16 11:02PM
Personally I've used a silencer for a G36.

Don't ask how I got it.
A_Typical_Furry
10/12/16 11:18PM
BrickKnight said:
Personally I've used a silencer for a G36.


Did it keep you silent?

I'll leave now. XD
BrickKnight
10/13/16 02:50AM
A_Typical_Furry said:
BrickKnight said:
Personally I've used a silencer for a G36.


Did it keep you silent?

I'll leave now. XD


Actually, I'm really quiet during sex. I don't know why. My orgasms can get loud, but that's about it
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