Kinky_Pie said: cucumbers,zucchinis,carrots,sausages,hotdogs,toothbrushes,screw drivers those bubble wand sticks,wooden spoons,aaand dog penis from bad dragon. :)
wouldn't it have been easier to count the things that were NOT inside of you o.O?
and i wonder how big those cucumbers and zucchinis were...
My dad got me a life sized stuffed toy, a bear as a joke for my birthday once. It acts as a surprisingly comfortable full body pillow and its fur feels great against my skin. I call him FB, only my BFF knows it actually stands for Fuck Buddy.
Sonja said: My dad got me a life sized stuffed toy, a bear as a joke for my birthday once. It acts as a surprisingly comfortable full body pillow and its fur feels great against my skin. I call him FB, only my BFF knows it actually stands for Fuck Buddy.
Sonja said: My dad got me a life sized stuffed toy, a bear as a joke for my birthday once. It acts as a surprisingly comfortable full body pillow and its fur feels great against my skin. I call him FB, only my BFF knows it actually stands for Fuck Buddy.
well, now we know too x3
ooh and if someone catches on to it then you can just say that FB stands for Fredbear or something.
Sonja said: My dad got me a life sized stuffed toy, a bear as a joke for my birthday once. It acts as a surprisingly comfortable full body pillow and its fur feels great against my skin. I call him FB, only my BFF knows it actually stands for Fuck Buddy.
well, now we know too x3
ooh and if someone catches on to it then you can just say that FB stands for Fredbear or something.
First time masturbating, (i was 11 at the time) i picked up a pink, fluffy pillow and started rubbing it on myself. Then, suddenly, my first orgasm shook me to the core, i didn't know what the hell was going on. It was amazing ^-^
Corn on the motherfucking cob. If you can find one with a nice taper too it. They normally cut it off in the UK, leaving a blunt end that I'm not statistic enough to try and stuff into myself, lol.