Its not really a swear but I love to throw the double middle finger at people.

Probably just cunt tbh. Idk its fun to say I guess.

Probably a good old-fashioned AVGN-style "AAAAASS!!!" ^.-

For me the simple "fuck" does the trick with elegance

hm. lemme see.

asswipe
cunt
clod
shithead
slut
whore
bitch
dumbfuck

and thats about it.

When I play video games, i will sometimes shout "YOU FUCKING COCK-NIBBLER"

Cockjuggling Thundercunt.
Fuck.
Shit.
Shitfuck.
Goddamn shitsucking bastard-motherfucker.
Shit-spackled muppet fart.
Shitswilling braindead assjockey.
Cumguzzling piss-for-brains assrag.

I'm from Quebec, where most of us speak Canadian French. We do use simple English swear words, but we also have our own brand of swearing, called "sacres". A sacre gets its name because they're words with religious connotations. They're sacred.

For example, if I stubbed my toe on the side of my bed, the Quebecker, uh... Quebecois'?... way of saying "OWWW, god dammit!!", would be something among the lines of "Ayoye, calice!"
Roughly "Owow, chalice".

Other than that, we have the likes of "tabarnak", from tabernacle", "hostie", "Christ", which we pronounce like "Chris", while rolling the R, "calvaire", and probably a few others, as well as some more obscures that have fallen out of use.

I'd say, we don't actually swear or sacre that much. But this fact, combined with our distinct accent, and tone of voice when angry, and our tendency to combine those words, makes sacring hilarious to hear. You may not understand much of Canadian/Quebec French, but it's still possible you'll at least get a snicker from hearing, "eille, Saint-ciboire d'hostie de calisse, d'enfant d'chienne de bout d'viarge!!!"...

(That last sentence isn't easily translatable, but you can at least find "virgin" and "motherfucker" somewhere in there.)

"Fuck" and "cunt" are my standby favorites. "Maird" (french for "shit") is also fun. A few Japanese words are good too.

I don't want to be that guy, but the correct spelling would be "merde". In Quebec, we prononce it as "marde", A as in "aaaaah", though we say "shit" instead.
I guess any swearing under foreign languages sounds funny, it's one of the reasons why videos like Downfall parodies, and especially the Angry German Kid, were so widespread.

My favorite is fuck, simply because of its versatility

- Putain de merde. (It's like god damn shit in french)
- Nique ta mère (fuck your mom)
- Nique toi (fuck yourself)
- Bordel de cul ! (It's special for this one, it's like "Messy ass" or something)

youtu.be/OQrMRYt1rEM


I often use the 13 bad words.

Jesus Crispies! (Where Crispies are one kind of cereals in Italy, if I recall correctly)

Sant'Iddio! (Holy God, literally)

Dannazione (Damn)

I'm too innocent (no, i'm not, i'm posting on rule34) to use proper swear words ç_ç

I love the word cunt, and especially it's derivatives. Y'know, cuntwad, cuntflap, cuntwaffle, cuntmuncher, cuntfuck, cuntface, cuntmuffin, etc. cx