*Dies again to the same boss* "I swear to god, if I die one more time, I'm going to smash my laptop into my face and end all this torment! I should probably play simpler games." *Proceeding to die over and over*

"If you want any sort of advice; keep your distance and force him into a jump attack. They're extremely easy to time for dodges and he's always open for at least one attack before you start putting distance between you two again. It applies to the second form, too, though that one can occasionally be more troublesome."

"OH I understand that but....I ....CAN'T FUCK." *I hit alt F4 closing the game* "Nope nuh uh never fuck that, Can I get a steam refun....I've been on that same boss for four hours....I hate my life....I'm gonna play Civ 5 now."

"Welp, that's unfortunate. If it makes you feel any better, Iudex gave me plenty of shit too when I first got the game. And I had to fight the fucker in nothing more than a loincloth, a few loosely-tied planks that I'd be given shit for calling an actual "shield", and just a huge fucking club. Blunt force trauma won out in the end though."

"Yeah well, fuck that guy....Time to load up my save....Alright, My civ is doing really well, and...Ghandi just nuked my capital......Of course he would."

"Such is the nature of peace." Meanwhile, I'm still running around the same castle hall, holding a shield I physically can't lift while I've got a dead mimic on my head, the tongue flopping around regularly.

"I am the worst gamer ever, of all time, since time began." *I rage quit from Civ and decide to switch Genres once again* "Gears 4 let's go."

"Well I'm surer there's a number of YouTube videos that would like to argue with you there, buddy."

"Yeah yeah, well, they can bite me, Not literally, well maybe some of them can but, now I'm getting side tracked from killing grubs...wait swarm, basically the same."

*i can tell who the real boss is. Fucking from soft not adding cloud saving so when my hard drive goes out then I lose a combined 130 hours on 3 characters. Took a 2 month break before I powered through again to prepare for the dlc. I had 1 character who had cleared Newgame++, I was gonna hold off on another clear until I did that dlc."
*i stare sadly into space*
"Fuck it's hard not to look up videos on the dlc"

"That's because fuck that game, and every game of the series, and every game that is part of the same genre, or made like that....Basically fuck it, and fuck life, And fuck these birds."