I love topics like these because I have quite a lot to talk about...


Pet Play: Not bestiality, more of like a certain form of BDSM where the submissive both acts and is treated like a pet. I like BDSM as a whole (even though I'm a switch at heart) but this is one form of BDSM that stands out to me.

Watersports: Not into the idea of being pissed on or anything, but I do like it in the sense of mild humiliation and having no privacy.

Oviposition: Eggs!

Plants: Plants! Particularly tentacles that come from plants rather than sea creatures or something. I'm not really sure why I find plants so appealing, maybe it's the texture, or because I like the way a lot of them look, taste, and smell. Dunno.

Heat, electricity, and the cold: These all feel really unique to me so electric toys, hot wax, and ice can be exciting.

Pregnancy: Not as interested in everything from birth and on, but pregnancy itself is cute in its own way. This includes lactation of course.

Enemies: I'm not sure if this is a fetish as much as a trope that I find especially exciting. Kinda ties in with angry sex or hate sex.

Oral Fixation: Self explanatory. Everything oral!

Stomach Bulges: Either from cum or a big insertion, as long as it's not Sparrow sized. I like being able to see it, and the thought of being that full.

Extreme Sizes: Both big and small manhoods appeal to me. I don't like hyper very much though, gotta be proportionate. That brings me to my next one...

Size Difference: I'm already short, I don't get a choice, so why not enjoy it?

Nipple Penetration: Unrealistic (like a good number of these) but still interesting to think about.

Objectification: Not really interested in being degraded or anything along those lines, but I like the thought of being used like a table or plate or some kind of decoration. I'm pretty ticklish though, so I can't imagine I'd be very good at it.

Taboos Over all: Closet perverts are my favorite. I love the crazy things that get people off to, even if they aren't my thing. I find it kind of boring when someone is like 'oh I'll play along with your kinks' but they have nothing bizarre from their own fantasies to put forward.


That's all I can think of right now, and ofc these aren't all of my kinks, just the weirder ones.

Really? I'm all aboard except for vomit... maybe because it's half voluntary.

Well then aren't you just amazing

Why is this suddenly a competition?

Since your fetish is only weird if other people who are considered weird consider it weird.

I call it the chain of weirdness..

Did i mention i like sand?

My weirdest kink is wanting to get fucked/dominated by a futa girl with a huge dick and tits.

You both fucked up. No competition. Just mutual acknowledgement of kinks that are very rare, as they are considered among the most extreme.

I don't think OP was asking for all of your weird kinks, he just asked for an explanation because he doesn't understand his own.

Unless I read the original post wrong.

Simple. You're a gay sub and a transvestite.

www.google.com.au/search?q=define+transvestite

Who else noticed that the title is misspelled?

dont know if this counts as "weird" but im really, really into (consensual, of course) violence and "rape", both dom and sub

Sounds like you're just into some good ol' fashioned femdom. ^^ Also kinda sounds like you'd be a bit of a sub, it's a rather common kink. Nothing to be ashamed of, besides, I'm a person that's into sounding and distension, so trust me, there's weirder. cx

I'd be down for pretty much anything

I'm mostly the same.

Well.. Here's where I come in.
I like ballbusting, bloodless castration, Testicle eating, and balljobs.
Basically anything to do with harm coming to the testicles.

I'd like to be pegged I have been told I have a more feminine ass