hahaha but let me guess, you live in america?

You guessed it :3

oooooohhhh well what state you repin'

Illinois. Its a decent place

I like your hotdogs! and ferris buellers day off... lol

Lol, yep pretty good franks, and Ferris bueller was an awesome movie :D

wooow we got off topic so badly... what was the op about?

Better ways to Jack off XD

I had one other... sit on your hand, or feet if you like feetjobs and that way it won't feel like it's you!

Never tried that one

well I feel vanilla for being from Wyoming... anyway I have found that putting your body in a position that you fuck in and then stroking... it will simulate a vagina and boom! great masturbation!

What if you don't know how to fuck *////*

get on your hands and knees dick facing the ground stroke like your fapping and buck your hips a bit... there you go simulated vagina

Thanks */////*

I invented a way to masturbate that's pretty damn efficient. I like to tuck my dick in between my legs, then rub the area right below the head as if I were a girl rubbing my clit.

The only downside is that sometimes it hurts your balls on account of your dick being where your balls are, but if you spread your legs it's a non-issue. I've been fapping this way for at least two or three years now. All it takes is wrist/finger movement so it's pretty easy.