I pulled out of her asshole and smelled the shit on my dick immediately. Said "eww."

No hard feelings, but damn i wish i was a bit more smooth.

But fuck that. I found out that night I had shit stains on the front of my underwear >_<

It was the first time with my ex. i was going down on her and right as she was getting ready to cum she lets out a fart. she was mortified and i couldn't stop laughing (didn't smell and cmon, farts are hilarious)