Oh yeah ... that already happened to me D:
When I was fucking a guy's ass ... and he shit on my dick ...
It was more disgusting then I made the motherfucker suck me
hahaha

o.0 *face turns green and then vomits*

You could just read what I posted earlier even though I'm still embrassed about it till this day.

please please don't fart while having sex with a girl, lol it happen to me and i don't want to do it again. lmao

I was blowing a guy once and he was feeling my ass which I like then all of a sudden he just full force jammed his two fingers in my ass so I bit down on his dick rly hard on reflex he was kinda bleeding ooppssy lol

Was getting head from an ex, she said something to tick me off, pissed in her mouth on "accident", (she swallowed it thinking I came)

Omfg XD She also must not have been too experienced to not tell the difference XD

That or she just enjoyed it ;)

Sounds like a reasonably happy ending to that little adventure in my book lol

I was with an ex at a hotel. It was early and we were horny so right when we were almost ducking the cleaning lady came in.

Hmmm weirdest thing was my gf said a joke and we just busted out laughing, we couldn't even finish with how hard we were laughing

my girl pussy was getting wetter and wetter after that lol i heard someone knocking at the door and i couldn't zip up my pants cause the fucking zipper broke on me. damn!

No. No she wasn't xD

I'd be pissed. XD You know, that I had to stop and play video games instead. I've done enough of that.

The first and only time I did I was left hanging. She finished and the after that she just cut me off, the relationship didn't last long.

Kinda like her.