So I was thinking, yes I know it's surprising that I was thinking, about some of the corny as hell porn "plot" & story that they have. So what the corniest porn you've seen

Lemon stealing whores.

Best porn ever.

"A wet dream on elm street"

Are you guys allowed to link the porns your mentioning? those sound funny.

some people come up with any titles that fit on the movie while they making it. and it does sound weird and funny lil bit. just saying

Once I saw a porn video called "The backyard Grill party".
All I can say was that there were some big sausages and some nice bums. :D

So what did i see..

4 E.T porn spoofs

yup..

Porno Zombie Holocaust

double yup..

I think i won this one xD

I recall watching a porno where this guy with a ridiculous mustache tames two tiger babes (painted bodies) by fucking them. I forgot what it was called and I think it was made in the 80s or 70s.

Not as... weird as the rest but corny as hell. A girl fucking her way out of being arrested.

xxxbunker.com/teach_that_slut_a_lesson
I think i found it.

Horrible acting, super weird premise... but strangely arousing

So basically what you're saying is... it's porn. :s

Yeah, i think thats what he meant by classic

Couple having car trouble, goes to a building to ask for help, ends up in a bizarre circus/mental hospital fuckfest with the woman getting fuck by Ron jeremy in a diaper and then the man fucking the World's heaviest woman and 3 titty woman threesome along with the most fucked up ending that anybody can imagine.

I once saw footage of Robin Williams doing standup about Porn Parodies, got curious enough to watch some of them. Nothing compared to Twinklight. "Billa". They named the male Bella, BILLA. Was worth the 50$ I was payed to watch it.

"They make Good Will Humping? That's fine! They make Wet Dreams May Cum? That's alright! SNATCH ADAMS?! THAT WAS TERRIFYING!"