Rule 34 - Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior, Slaanesh?

Urici

06/26/14 08:52PM

HumptyDumpty said:

Urici said:
And why?

Why? For the glory of Chaos, of course!

Cockloving_cumslut said:
S&M too! How do I join?!

Sell your soul to the Dark Gods!

Chaos, check
Wanting to sell my soul, no check
Any way to join without wasting my soul?

HumptyDumpty

06/26/14 08:54PM

Urici said:

HumptyDumpty said:

Urici said:
And why?

Why? For the glory of Chaos, of course!

Cockloving_cumslut said:
S&M too! How do I join?!

Sell your soul to the Dark Gods!

Chaos, check
Wanting to sell my soul, no check
Any way to join without wasting my soul?

'Fraid not. However, Slaanesh will make it so that even your death, right up to and including the moment that you will be absorbed into his glorious being, will be orgasmic!

Urici

06/26/14 08:55PM

HumptyDumpty said:
'Fraid not. However, Slaanesh will make it so that even your death, right up to and including the moment that you will be absorbed into his glorious being, will be orgasmic!

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hammersandtongs

06/26/14 08:56PM

For every one of us who falls, ten more will take his place! The Emperor protects!

Cockloving_cumslut

06/26/14 08:56PM

How exactly does one sell their soul?

HumptyDumpty

06/26/14 08:57PM

Cockloving_cumslut said:
How exactly does one sell their soul?

Indulge your desires! Engage in the most base of pleasures! Maybe murder a few people!

Cockloving_cumslut

06/26/14 08:58PM

Eh...no thanks.

Matthew260

06/26/14 08:58PM

Priority alarm:

Xenos Invasion detected:

Invasion target: rule 34 forum

- Recommended course of action?

- Exterminatus.

Miss_Vulf

06/26/14 08:59PM

Cockloving_cumslut said:
How exactly does one sell their soul?

~pulls out a contract~ Sign here, here, and here. Initial... here. Oh, and I'll need your home address and cell number for when we come to collect it.

Cockloving_cumslut

06/26/14 09:00PM

Miss_Vulf said:

Cockloving_cumslut said:
How exactly does one sell their soul?

~pulls out a contract~ Sign here, here, and here. Initial... here. Oh, and I'll need your home address and cell number for when we come to collect it.

*Does all of the orders* Do I get a a bonus for signing?

Miss_Vulf

06/26/14 09:10PM

Cockloving_cumslut said:

Miss_Vulf said:

Cockloving_cumslut said:
How exactly does one sell their soul?

~pulls out a contract~ Sign here, here, and here. Initial... here. Oh, and I'll need your home address and cell number for when we come to collect it.

*Does all of the orders* Do I get a a bonus for signing?

No. You do get bonus idiot points for signing a contract without reading it first though. Your soul belongs to me now. Thanks. :3

Matthew260

06/26/14 09:11PM

Miss_Vulf said:

Cockloving_cumslut said:

Miss_Vulf said:

Cockloving_cumslut said:
How exactly does one sell their soul?

~pulls out a contract~ Sign here, here, and here. Initial... here. Oh, and I'll need your home address and cell number for when we come to collect it.

*Does all of the orders* Do I get a a bonus for signing?

No. You do get bonus idiot points for signing a contract without reading it first though. Your soul belongs to me now. Thanks. :3

I have a nice chainsword in my hand, want to meet it? His name is Frank.

Urici

06/26/14 09:11PM

Miss_Vulf said:
No. You do get bonus idiot points for signing a contract without reading it first though. Your soul belongs to me now. Thanks. :3

All praise the allmighty Miss_Vulf!
*Kneels before her*

Cockloving_cumslut

06/26/14 09:12PM

Miss_Vulf said:

Cockloving_cumslut said:

Miss_Vulf said:

Cockloving_cumslut said:
How exactly does one sell their soul?

~pulls out a contract~ Sign here, here, and here. Initial... here. Oh, and I'll need your home address and cell number for when we come to collect it.

*Does all of the orders* Do I get a a bonus for signing?

No. You do get bonus idiot points for signing a contract without reading it first though. Your soul belongs to me now. Thanks. :3

Aw darn.

Matthew260

06/26/14 09:16PM

www.youtube.com/watch?v=kH_rwCenX9o my mind.. is blown... help