Free virgins for every convert!

Endless sex!

Badass mutation powers!

Drugs without drawbacks!

Rapturous senses!

Worship Slaanesh TODAY to get all this and more for free*!

*note: may cost your soul as additional payment.

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Yesssss...

Uhm what...

Get a friend to join and get a FREE [s]dubstep gun[/s] Sonic Blaster!

Again...what

warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Slaanesh

Drugs and futas and tentacles for everyone!

Enemies of the Imperium, hear me. You have come here to die. The Immortal Emperor is with us and we are invincible. His soldiers will strike you down. His war machines will crush you under their treads. His mighty guns will bring the very sky crashing down upon you. You cannot win. The Emperor has given us his greatest weapon to wield. So make yourselves ready. We are the First Kronus Regiment, and today is our Victory Day.

Our enemies hide in metal boxes! The cowards, the fools! We shall... Take away their metal boxes!

Tentacles and futas? Sign me up!

U forgot about masochism

Yes, lots of S&M. If you don't like it, Slaanesh will make sure you do.

And why?

S&M too! How do I join?!

Why? For the glory of Chaos, of course!
Sell your soul to the Dark Gods!

For the Glory of the Emperor! The end of days is upon them!