Searches the mountain for any weapons or equipment. Unsure where to begin he wanders aimlessly.
Well, video game logic tells me that the key must be in here somewhere. I explore down the right path looking for any side-paths the key might be in!
*starts to slowly go down a bit* man I never knew how much I hated mountains
I've let one more player join because I believe I can handle six.
I look around for any visible paths.
*still struggling to make it of the snow. I scream "HELLLLLP"! soon I felt my body go numb, I wonder how long been buried under here. I wait with all my might hoping someone find me.
Okay... Hornypansexualmale (HPM from now on)... I have good news and bad news
The good news is that you covered a lot of ground.
The bad news is that you can't breath anymore.
The good news is that you covered a lot of ground.
The bad news is that you can't breath anymore.
Turn 4: HPM makes a mess
PLAYER ACTIONS
(1) On the search for weapons, you big wandering aimlessly around. You quickly slip on a piece of ice, beginning a long tumble down a hill. (4) After scraping by a few rocks, you begin rolling, quickly gathering snow and becoming a large, ever growing snowball. after a few minutes, you enter the forest (not that you’d know being in the center of a snowball), and you barrel into the area that Naughty Jess and the polar bear are in.
(Jess’s dodge: 6) She hears the snowball coming and scrambles up the tree she’s hiding behind. She doesn’t stop until she’s at the very top.
(Polar Bear’s dodge: 5) The polar bear stands on it’s hind legs, revealing that it is not, in fact, a polar bear. As HPM’s snowball tries to bowl it over, the yeti stands its ground and delivers an earthshattering punch to the enormous snowball! (4) the snowball is stopped in its tracks, but doesn’t break apart.
HPM is stuck in a giant snowball! And he can’t breath!
(6) You find a torch set in the wall and take it. a little more searching yields a flint and steel. Unfortunately, you don’t find a key. Well… the chest is made of wood...
(2-1=1) Only a couple of steps from where you started, you slide into a ravine. Yay! (3) Your way down isn’t pleasant, but it isn’t exactly the walk through hell it could be either. You end up with a few scrapes and bruises, but nothing serious.
(Perception: 4) Minimal searching turns up a path that leads up to the mountains peak. In fact, now that you’re looking at it, you see a great beam of blue light coming from the top of the mountain.
(5) Using the last of your air, you scream at the top of your lungs. on the brink of unconsciousness, you feel something digging you out, dragging you across the snow. You’re too weak to see who it is, and you don’t regain your strength until after you’re dropped on a clear patch of dirt.
ENEMY ACTIONS
(3) The yeti howls menacingly at the snowball
ALLIED ACTIONS
There are no allies present
PLAYERS SHEETS
Wildbeast25
Skills/powers:
Inventory: Ragged Clothes (Equipped)
Injuries/effects:
Location: Half way up the mountain on a clear
Naughty_Jess
Skills/powers:
Inventory: Ragged Clothes (Equipped)
Injuries/effects:
Location: At the top of a forested slope near the foot of the mountain. Near a yeti's den.
Miss_Vulf
Skills/powers:
Inventory: Ragged Clothes (Equipped), Unlit torch, Flint and steel
Injuries/effects:
Location: In a mysterious cave on the mountain
Askredsamurai
Skills/powers:
Inventory: Ragged Clothes (Equipped)
Injuries/effects:
Location: Half way up the mountain, bottom of a ravine
Hornypansexualmale
Skills/powers:
Inventory: Ragged Clothes (Equipped)
Injuries/effects: Suffocating in a giant snowball (0/3)
Location: At the top of a forested slope near the foot of the mountain. Near a yeti's den.
Chronos
Skills/powers:
Inventory: Ragged Clothes (Equipped)
Injuries/effects:
Location: Half way up the mountain, starting area
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HornyPansexualMale said:
Searches the mountain for any weapons or equipment. Unsure where to begin he wanders aimlessly.
Searches the mountain for any weapons or equipment. Unsure where to begin he wanders aimlessly.
(1) On the search for weapons, you big wandering aimlessly around. You quickly slip on a piece of ice, beginning a long tumble down a hill. (4) After scraping by a few rocks, you begin rolling, quickly gathering snow and becoming a large, ever growing snowball. after a few minutes, you enter the forest (not that you’d know being in the center of a snowball), and you barrel into the area that Naughty Jess and the polar bear are in.
(Jess’s dodge: 6) She hears the snowball coming and scrambles up the tree she’s hiding behind. She doesn’t stop until she’s at the very top.
(Polar Bear’s dodge: 5) The polar bear stands on it’s hind legs, revealing that it is not, in fact, a polar bear. As HPM’s snowball tries to bowl it over, the yeti stands its ground and delivers an earthshattering punch to the enormous snowball! (4) the snowball is stopped in its tracks, but doesn’t break apart.
HPM is stuck in a giant snowball! And he can’t breath!
Miss_Vulf said:
Well, video game logic tells me that the key must be in here somewhere. I explore down the right path looking for any side-paths the key might be in!
Well, video game logic tells me that the key must be in here somewhere. I explore down the right path looking for any side-paths the key might be in!
(6) You find a torch set in the wall and take it. a little more searching yields a flint and steel. Unfortunately, you don’t find a key. Well… the chest is made of wood...
Askredsamurai said:
*starts to slowly go down a bit*
*starts to slowly go down a bit*
(2-1=1) Only a couple of steps from where you started, you slide into a ravine. Yay! (3) Your way down isn’t pleasant, but it isn’t exactly the walk through hell it could be either. You end up with a few scrapes and bruises, but nothing serious.
Chronus said:
I look around for any visible paths.
I look around for any visible paths.
(Perception: 4) Minimal searching turns up a path that leads up to the mountains peak. In fact, now that you’re looking at it, you see a great beam of blue light coming from the top of the mountain.
Wildbeast25 said:
*still struggling to make it of the snow. I scream "HELLLLLP"!
*still struggling to make it of the snow. I scream "HELLLLLP"!
(5) Using the last of your air, you scream at the top of your lungs. on the brink of unconsciousness, you feel something digging you out, dragging you across the snow. You’re too weak to see who it is, and you don’t regain your strength until after you’re dropped on a clear patch of dirt.
ENEMY ACTIONS
Yeti:
CRUSH PUNY SNOWBALL
CRUSH PUNY SNOWBALL
(3) The yeti howls menacingly at the snowball
ALLIED ACTIONS
There are no allies present
PLAYERS SHEETS
Wildbeast25
Skills/powers:
Inventory: Ragged Clothes (Equipped)
Injuries/effects:
Location: Half way up the mountain on a clear
Naughty_Jess
Skills/powers:
Inventory: Ragged Clothes (Equipped)
Injuries/effects:
Location: At the top of a forested slope near the foot of the mountain. Near a yeti's den.
Miss_Vulf
Skills/powers:
Inventory: Ragged Clothes (Equipped), Unlit torch, Flint and steel
Injuries/effects:
Location: In a mysterious cave on the mountain
Askredsamurai
Skills/powers:
Inventory: Ragged Clothes (Equipped)
Injuries/effects:
Location: Half way up the mountain, bottom of a ravine
Hornypansexualmale
Skills/powers:
Inventory: Ragged Clothes (Equipped)
Injuries/effects: Suffocating in a giant snowball (0/3)
Location: At the top of a forested slope near the foot of the mountain. Near a yeti's den.
Chronos
Skills/powers:
Inventory: Ragged Clothes (Equipped)
Injuries/effects:
Location: Half way up the mountain, starting area
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Using my rags to help cover my hands from getting injured I attemp to climb down and sneak past the distracted yeti and snowball into the cave
Just realized I forgot to make an action for the Yeti
Will do
Will do
Begins using all of his strength to try and break free from the snowball.
Shiny blue light? Seems legit, I attempt to make my way up the newly discovered path looking for ANYTHING useful along the way.
Fuck! I hate mountains! *starts to walk not really caring anymore* damn mountains.
Well that's handy. Of course, if I just burned the chest I'd probably lose whatever's inside too. I light the torch and try to inspect the chest for any weak spots so I can break it open.
Turn 5
PLAYER ACTIONS
(5) you skillfully crawl down the tree like a born monkey, tiptoeing past the yeti and into his den. There you find plenty of bones. Most of the human ones are clothed and there are several sets of rusty chainmail, three sheathed short swords, and a dagger spotted with rust. You’re sure there’s more buried under all the bones and snow, but the yeti outside isn’t exactly going to wait.
(2) Despite wriggling with all your might, you just can’t break free.
(6) With a manly cry of determination, you begin running wholeheartedly up the mountain, the very vision of manliness and determinationess. Running up improbable slopes, leaping canyons of great width, and singing a manly mountain song all the way, you reach the top. A great temple claims the peak. You’d really like to examine it further, but the trip up took a lot out of you, and you fall to the ground unconscious.
(6) You quickly climb to the top of the ravine, take a few steps, then slide into another one. (2) you hit your head on the way down, getting a concussion and landing at the bottom in a heap.
(2) it takes a few tries just to get sparks, even more to actually hit the torch. You're thoroughly frustrated by the time it finally lights, and you have to do a few deep breathing excersizes not to head to the nearest village and burn it to the ground.
ENEMY ACTIONS
(5) The yeti raises it’s massive, club-like forearms above its head, bringing them down onto HPM’s massive snowball. The snow stands no chance against the might of the yeti, and blows apart.
(HPM dodge roll: 1) when the snowball blows apart, the yeti’s forearms smash HPM down into the ground. (6-1-1=4) He survives with little more than the wind knocked out of him.
ALLIED ACTIONS
There are no allies present
PLAYERS SHEETS
Wildbeast25
Skills/powers:
Inventory: Ragged Clothes (Equipped)
Injuries/effects:
Location: Half way up the mountain on a clear
Naughty_Jess
Skills/powers: Climber: (One more 5 to bonus)
Sneaker: (One more 5 to bonus)
Inventory: Ragged Clothes (Equipped)
Injuries/effects:
Location: At the top of a forested slope near the foot of the mountain. Near a yeti's den.
Miss_Vulf
Skills/powers:
Inventory: Ragged Clothes (Equipped), lit torch, Flint and steal
Injuries/effects:
Location: In a mysterious cave on the mountain
Askredsamurai
Skills/powers:
Inventory: Ragged Clothes (Equipped)
Injuries/effects: Bleeding from head
Concussion (-1 to next turn. must roll to avoid serious damage next head injury 0/5)
Location: half-way up the mountain, bottom of ravine
Hornypansexualmale
Skills/powers:
Inventory: Ragged Clothes (Equipped)
Injuries/effects: Suffocating in a giant snowball (1/3)
Location: At the top of a forested slope near the foot of the mountain. Near a yeti's den.
Chronos
Skills/powers:
Inventory: Ragged Clothes (Equipped)
Injuries/effects: Unconscious
Location: Half way up the mountain, starting area
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naughty-jess said:
Using my rags to help cover my hands from getting injured I attempt to climb down and sneak past the distracted yeti and snowball into the cave
Using my rags to help cover my hands from getting injured I attempt to climb down and sneak past the distracted yeti and snowball into the cave
(5) you skillfully crawl down the tree like a born monkey, tiptoeing past the yeti and into his den. There you find plenty of bones. Most of the human ones are clothed and there are several sets of rusty chainmail, three sheathed short swords, and a dagger spotted with rust. You’re sure there’s more buried under all the bones and snow, but the yeti outside isn’t exactly going to wait.
HornyPansexualMale said:
Begins using all of his strength to try and break free from the snowball.
Begins using all of his strength to try and break free from the snowball.
(2) Despite wriggling with all your might, you just can’t break free.
Chronus said:
Shiny blue light? Seems legit, I attempt to make my way up the newly discovered path looking for ANYTHING useful along the way.
Shiny blue light? Seems legit, I attempt to make my way up the newly discovered path looking for ANYTHING useful along the way.
(6) With a manly cry of determination, you begin running wholeheartedly up the mountain, the very vision of manliness and determinationess. Running up improbable slopes, leaping canyons of great width, and singing a manly mountain song all the way, you reach the top. A great temple claims the peak. You’d really like to examine it further, but the trip up took a lot out of you, and you fall to the ground unconscious.
Askredsamurai said:
Fuck! I hate mountains! *starts to walk not really caring anymore* damn mountains.
Fuck! I hate mountains! *starts to walk not really caring anymore* damn mountains.
(6) You quickly climb to the top of the ravine, take a few steps, then slide into another one. (2) you hit your head on the way down, getting a concussion and landing at the bottom in a heap.
Miss_Vulf said:
I light the torch and try to inspect the chest for any weak spots so I can break it open.
I light the torch and try to inspect the chest for any weak spots so I can break it open.
(2) it takes a few tries just to get sparks, even more to actually hit the torch. You're thoroughly frustrated by the time it finally lights, and you have to do a few deep breathing excersizes not to head to the nearest village and burn it to the ground.
ENEMY ACTIONS
Yeti:
SMASH THE SNOWBAHL TO TINEH PIECES
SMASH THE SNOWBAHL TO TINEH PIECES
(5) The yeti raises it’s massive, club-like forearms above its head, bringing them down onto HPM’s massive snowball. The snow stands no chance against the might of the yeti, and blows apart.
(HPM dodge roll: 1) when the snowball blows apart, the yeti’s forearms smash HPM down into the ground. (6-1-1=4) He survives with little more than the wind knocked out of him.
ALLIED ACTIONS
There are no allies present
PLAYERS SHEETS
Wildbeast25
Skills/powers:
Inventory: Ragged Clothes (Equipped)
Injuries/effects:
Location: Half way up the mountain on a clear
Naughty_Jess
Skills/powers: Climber: (One more 5 to bonus)
Sneaker: (One more 5 to bonus)
Inventory: Ragged Clothes (Equipped)
Injuries/effects:
Location: At the top of a forested slope near the foot of the mountain. Near a yeti's den.
Miss_Vulf
Skills/powers:
Inventory: Ragged Clothes (Equipped), lit torch, Flint and steal
Injuries/effects:
Location: In a mysterious cave on the mountain
Askredsamurai
Skills/powers:
Inventory: Ragged Clothes (Equipped)
Injuries/effects: Bleeding from head
Concussion (-1 to next turn. must roll to avoid serious damage next head injury 0/5)
Location: half-way up the mountain, bottom of ravine
Hornypansexualmale
Skills/powers:
Inventory: Ragged Clothes (Equipped)
Injuries/effects: Suffocating in a giant snowball (1/3)
Location: At the top of a forested slope near the foot of the mountain. Near a yeti's den.
Chronos
Skills/powers:
Inventory: Ragged Clothes (Equipped)
Injuries/effects: Unconscious
Location: Half way up the mountain, starting area
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