((I'm not all in for the... shemale zed. I'm just in it for the killing.))
FapNinja said:
This is one of the weirdest RPs ever. XD
Thank blitzy for making it weird :3
This is one of the weirdest RPs ever. XD
*I make my way towards Blitz, my balisong in one hand and an UZI in the other. I start shooting and stabbing the zombies, but then, I notice a zombie wielding a baseball bat, running towards me, growling. I quickly shoot her down and take the bat, saying* May I borrow this? *I start beating the freaks as fast as I can, making my way over to Blitz* Hey buddy, need some help?
justaguy said:
*I make my way towards Blitz, my balisong in one hand and an UZI in the other. I start shooting and stabbing the zombies, but then, I notice a zombie wielding a baseball bat, running towards me, growling. I quickly shoot her down and take the bat, saying* May I borrow this? *I start beating the freaks as fast as I can, making my way over to Blitz* Hey buddy, need some help?
*I make my way towards Blitz, my balisong in one hand and an UZI in the other. I start shooting and stabbing the zombies, but then, I notice a zombie wielding a baseball bat, running towards me, growling. I quickly shoot her down and take the bat, saying* May I borrow this? *I start beating the freaks as fast as I can, making my way over to Blitz* Hey buddy, need some help?
*laughs* good to see a sane person! *shoots a zombie that was right behind my shoulder, sighing in relief* we need to find supplies and more survivors!
Yep. Good plan. Do you have any directions? *a zombie tries to attack me from behind, hoping for a fuck, but I instead push the bat through under my armpit and hit her in the chest. I turn around and hit her in the head, making her to fall over. I stomp on her head, killing her instantly* Do you have a place to go? I'd need a short rest after this.
justaguy said:
Yep. Good plan. Do you have any directions? *a zombie tries to attack me from behind, hoping for a fuck, but I instead push the bat through under my armpit and hit her in the chest. I turn around and hit her in the head, making her to fall over. I stomp on her head, killing her instantly* Do you have a place to go? I'd need a short rest after this.
Yep. Good plan. Do you have any directions? *a zombie tries to attack me from behind, hoping for a fuck, but I instead push the bat through under my armpit and hit her in the chest. I turn around and hit her in the head, making her to fall over. I stomp on her head, killing her instantly* Do you have a place to go? I'd need a short rest after this.
Yeah, me, Mythic, and a sane zombie named Blarity are housed at a bunker in the woods...the zombies avoid the woods for some reason *chuckles and walks down the road* you can go there if you want
Nah. Why would I let you get all the fun, while we're getting bored to death in the woods? *I chuckle* I'll help you in the search. *I hold the bat on my shoulder and start walking after you*
justaguy said:
Nah. Why would I let you get all the fun, while we're getting bored to death in the woods? *I chuckle* I'll help you in the search. *I hold the bat on my shoulder and start walking after you*
Nah. Why would I let you get all the fun, while we're getting bored to death in the woods? *I chuckle* I'll help you in the search. *I hold the bat on my shoulder and start walking after you*
*blinks* you sure you don't need a rest?
Blitzbrony said:
*blinks* you sure you don't need a rest?
justaguy said:
Nah. Why would I let you get all the fun, while we're getting bored to death in the woods? *I chuckle* I'll help you in the search. *I hold the bat on my shoulder and start walking after you*
Nah. Why would I let you get all the fun, while we're getting bored to death in the woods? *I chuckle* I'll help you in the search. *I hold the bat on my shoulder and start walking after you*
*blinks* you sure you don't need a rest?
*I spin the bat in my hands a few times* Nope. I'm wide awake and I'm ready to kick these bitches back to Hell.
justaguy said:
*I spin the bat in my hands a few times* Nope. I'm wide awake and I'm ready to kick these bitches back to Hell.
Blitzbrony said:
*blinks* you sure you don't need a rest?
justaguy said:
Nah. Why would I let you get all the fun, while we're getting bored to death in the woods? *I chuckle* I'll help you in the search. *I hold the bat on my shoulder and start walking after you*
Nah. Why would I let you get all the fun, while we're getting bored to death in the woods? *I chuckle* I'll help you in the search. *I hold the bat on my shoulder and start walking after you*
*blinks* you sure you don't need a rest?
*I spin the bat in my hands a few times* Nope. I'm wide awake and I'm ready to kick these bitches back to Hell.
*yawning alittle as I shoot a shot straight into one of the zombie's heads*
Blitzbrony said:
*yawning alittle as I shoot a shot straight into one of the zombie's heads*
justaguy said:
*I spin the bat in my hands a few times* Nope. I'm wide awake and I'm ready to kick these bitches back to Hell.
Blitzbrony said:
*blinks* you sure you don't need a rest?
justaguy said:
Nah. Why would I let you get all the fun, while we're getting bored to death in the woods? *I chuckle* I'll help you in the search. *I hold the bat on my shoulder and start walking after you*
Nah. Why would I let you get all the fun, while we're getting bored to death in the woods? *I chuckle* I'll help you in the search. *I hold the bat on my shoulder and start walking after you*
*blinks* you sure you don't need a rest?
*I spin the bat in my hands a few times* Nope. I'm wide awake and I'm ready to kick these bitches back to Hell.
*yawning alittle as I shoot a shot straight into one of the zombie's heads*
*I continue going after you, hitting some of the zombies in the face with my bat* Really, is this the best you got?
justaguy said:
*I continue going after you, hitting some of the zombies in the face with my bat* Really, is this the best you got?
Blitzbrony said:
*yawning alittle as I shoot a shot straight into one of the zombie's heads*
justaguy said:
*I spin the bat in my hands a few times* Nope. I'm wide awake and I'm ready to kick these bitches back to Hell.
Blitzbrony said:
*blinks* you sure you don't need a rest?
justaguy said:
Nah. Why would I let you get all the fun, while we're getting bored to death in the woods? *I chuckle* I'll help you in the search. *I hold the bat on my shoulder and start walking after you*
Nah. Why would I let you get all the fun, while we're getting bored to death in the woods? *I chuckle* I'll help you in the search. *I hold the bat on my shoulder and start walking after you*
*blinks* you sure you don't need a rest?
*I spin the bat in my hands a few times* Nope. I'm wide awake and I'm ready to kick these bitches back to Hell.
*yawning alittle as I shoot a shot straight into one of the zombie's heads*
*I continue going after you, hitting some of the zombies in the face with my bat* Really, is this the best you got?
*hearing a bolt action rifle get primed and ready for a shot, looking around and seeing a sniper zombie* oh fuck...
Blitzbrony said:
*hearing a bolt action rifle get primed and ready for a shot, looking around and seeing a sniper zombie* oh fuck...
justaguy said:
*I continue going after you, hitting some of the zombies in the face with my bat* Really, is this the best you got?
Blitzbrony said:
*yawning alittle as I shoot a shot straight into one of the zombie's heads*
justaguy said:
*I spin the bat in my hands a few times* Nope. I'm wide awake and I'm ready to kick these bitches back to Hell.
Blitzbrony said:
*blinks* you sure you don't need a rest?
justaguy said:
Nah. Why would I let you get all the fun, while we're getting bored to death in the woods? *I chuckle* I'll help you in the search. *I hold the bat on my shoulder and start walking after you*
Nah. Why would I let you get all the fun, while we're getting bored to death in the woods? *I chuckle* I'll help you in the search. *I hold the bat on my shoulder and start walking after you*
*blinks* you sure you don't need a rest?
*I spin the bat in my hands a few times* Nope. I'm wide awake and I'm ready to kick these bitches back to Hell.
*yawning alittle as I shoot a shot straight into one of the zombie's heads*
*I continue going after you, hitting some of the zombies in the face with my bat* Really, is this the best you got?
*hearing a bolt action rifle get primed and ready for a shot, looking around and seeing a sniper zombie* oh fuck...
What? *I look around and spot the sniper too What the fu...... How do they use guns? *I put the bat away and take out my two UZIs, aiming them at the zombie. She's not far from me, I can shoot her down, if I aim correctly*
justaguy said:
What? *I look around and spot the sniper too What the fu...... How do they use guns? *I put the bat away and take out my two UZIs, aiming them at the zombie. She's not far from me, I can shoot her down, if I aim correctly*
Blitzbrony said:
*hearing a bolt action rifle get primed and ready for a shot, looking around and seeing a sniper zombie* oh fuck...
justaguy said:
*I continue going after you, hitting some of the zombies in the face with my bat* Really, is this the best you got?
Blitzbrony said:
*yawning alittle as I shoot a shot straight into one of the zombie's heads*
justaguy said:
*I spin the bat in my hands a few times* Nope. I'm wide awake and I'm ready to kick these bitches back to Hell.
Blitzbrony said:
*blinks* you sure you don't need a rest?
justaguy said:
Nah. Why would I let you get all the fun, while we're getting bored to death in the woods? *I chuckle* I'll help you in the search. *I hold the bat on my shoulder and start walking after you*
Nah. Why would I let you get all the fun, while we're getting bored to death in the woods? *I chuckle* I'll help you in the search. *I hold the bat on my shoulder and start walking after you*
*blinks* you sure you don't need a rest?
*I spin the bat in my hands a few times* Nope. I'm wide awake and I'm ready to kick these bitches back to Hell.
*yawning alittle as I shoot a shot straight into one of the zombie's heads*
*I continue going after you, hitting some of the zombies in the face with my bat* Really, is this the best you got?
*hearing a bolt action rifle get primed and ready for a shot, looking around and seeing a sniper zombie* oh fuck...
What? *I look around and spot the sniper too What the fu...... How do they use guns? *I put the bat away and take out my two UZIs, aiming them at the zombie. She's not far from me, I can shoot her down, if I aim correctly*
*blinks* shooting one that was sneaking up behind him*
Blitzbrony said:
*blinks* shooting one that was sneaking up behind him*
justaguy said:
What? *I look around and spot the sniper too What the fu...... How do they use guns? *I put the bat away and take out my two UZIs, aiming them at the zombie. She's not far from me, I can shoot her down, if I aim correctly*
Blitzbrony said:
*hearing a bolt action rifle get primed and ready for a shot, looking around and seeing a sniper zombie* oh fuck...
justaguy said:
*I continue going after you, hitting some of the zombies in the face with my bat* Really, is this the best you got?
Blitzbrony said:
*yawning alittle as I shoot a shot straight into one of the zombie's heads*
justaguy said:
*I spin the bat in my hands a few times* Nope. I'm wide awake and I'm ready to kick these bitches back to Hell.
Blitzbrony said:
*blinks* you sure you don't need a rest?
justaguy said:
Nah. Why would I let you get all the fun, while we're getting bored to death in the woods? *I chuckle* I'll help you in the search. *I hold the bat on my shoulder and start walking after you*
Nah. Why would I let you get all the fun, while we're getting bored to death in the woods? *I chuckle* I'll help you in the search. *I hold the bat on my shoulder and start walking after you*
*blinks* you sure you don't need a rest?
*I spin the bat in my hands a few times* Nope. I'm wide awake and I'm ready to kick these bitches back to Hell.
*yawning alittle as I shoot a shot straight into one of the zombie's heads*
*I continue going after you, hitting some of the zombies in the face with my bat* Really, is this the best you got?
*hearing a bolt action rifle get primed and ready for a shot, looking around and seeing a sniper zombie* oh fuck...
What? *I look around and spot the sniper too What the fu...... How do they use guns? *I put the bat away and take out my two UZIs, aiming them at the zombie. She's not far from me, I can shoot her down, if I aim correctly*
*blinks* shooting one that was sneaking up behind him*
Thanks. *I start barraging the sniper with bullets, occupying her enough, so that she at least doesn't shoot us.
After a short time, she buckles and falls off the roof, landing with a loud noise, as she breaks her skull* Well, looks like I got a lucky shot.
