What is the absolute WORST pickup line you've ever seen/heard?
Exactly what it says. I want to know the most HORRID pickup line you know.
“are you chinese? cause i’m china get in yo pants!”
-dude who was not chinese, to a girl i knew was actually laotian
-dude who was not chinese, to a girl i knew was actually laotian
breeder_boy said:
“are you chinese? cause i’m china get in yo pants!”
-dude who was not chinese, to a girl i knew was actually laotian
“are you chinese? cause i’m china get in yo pants!”
-dude who was not chinese, to a girl i knew was actually laotian
Oh my god I was not expecting such a psychological attack for the first one.
Are you a communist? I'll let you seize my means of production!
Hey if you were a booger, I would pick you first
I'd really like to get in your pants, because i just shit in mine.
"How old are you" TmT
"Hey uhhhhhh I can't get it up anymore, but I got a savings account"
Close runners-up:
"Hey baby. Are you looking for a stud? Cuz I got 'S, T, D' and all I need is 'U'"
"Hey does this smell like chloroform? Ha jk! Hey I'm Tom"
Close runners-up:
"Hey baby. Are you looking for a stud? Cuz I got 'S, T, D' and all I need is 'U'"
"Hey does this smell like chloroform? Ha jk! Hey I'm Tom"
7ir9in said:
"Hey uhhhhhh I can't get it up anymore, but I got a savings account"
Close runners-up:
"Hey baby. Are you looking for a stud? Cuz I got 'S, T, D' and all I need is 'U'"
"Hey does this smell like chloroform? Ha jk! Hey I'm Tom"
"Hey uhhhhhh I can't get it up anymore, but I got a savings account"
Close runners-up:
"Hey baby. Are you looking for a stud? Cuz I got 'S, T, D' and all I need is 'U'"
"Hey does this smell like chloroform? Ha jk! Hey I'm Tom"
Wtffff ahah these are wilds xD
The only one pickup line i got was kind of really weird... I've went to a bakery everyday for lunch and one of the girls selling the food gave me:
-my order
-a piece of paper (with her Snapchat)
And said "you can have a special pastry if you call me."
The only proposal i ever got... I wanna die.
“are you the onibi? because... HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME THE VOICES THE VOICES THE VOICES THE VOICES THE VOICES THE VOICES THE VOICES THE VOICES THE VOICES THE VOICES THE VOICES THE VOICES THE VOICES THE VOICES THE VOICES THE VOICES THE VOICES THE-”
S0urd0ugh77 said:
“are you the onibi? because... HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME THE VOICES THE VOICES THE VOICES THE VOICES THE VOICES THE VOICES THE VOICES THE VOICES THE VOICES THE VOICES THE VOICES THE VOICES THE VOICES THE VOICES THE VOICES THE VOICES THE VOICES THE-”
this one would definitely work on me
“are you the onibi? because... HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME THE VOICES THE VOICES THE VOICES THE VOICES THE VOICES THE VOICES THE VOICES THE VOICES THE VOICES THE VOICES THE VOICES THE VOICES THE VOICES THE VOICES THE VOICES THE VOICES THE VOICES THE-”
Hey babe are you a sock
Cos i wanna cum in you
S0urd0ugh77 said:
“are you the onibi? because... HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME THE VOICES THE VOICES THE VOICES THE VOICES THE VOICES THE VOICES THE VOICES THE VOICES THE VOICES THE VOICES THE VOICES THE VOICES THE VOICES THE VOICES THE VOICES THE VOICES THE VOICES THE-”
idk why I made this pickup line
“are you the onibi? because... HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME THE VOICES THE VOICES THE VOICES THE VOICES THE VOICES THE VOICES THE VOICES THE VOICES THE VOICES THE VOICES THE VOICES THE VOICES THE VOICES THE VOICES THE VOICES THE VOICES THE VOICES THE-”
Not really a pick up line bc it was after a bit of conversation but
"do you wanna be my sex slave girlfriend?"
...
"I mean boyfriend"
Mind you I was also 14 while this guy was like 30
"do you wanna be my sex slave girlfriend?"
...
"I mean boyfriend"
Mind you I was also 14 while this guy was like 30
Idk what any of you are talking about these are all excellent pickup lines they'd work on me
