Waifu Ranch Discovery Game
Had a half-dream idea for a porn discovery game. Gave it a try, had fun, found some stuff I really enjoyed, so figured I'd share. I'll include my results below, as well as examples/clarifications. Because I'm probably OCD.
"Beautiful girls start spontaneously appearing in the world, and obey/belong to whoever's property they appear in. One appears every day per property, and already knows who owns her. Once you get your first, you have to decide a theme, and can keep one per category in that theme (i.e. one redhead). Unfortunately, you can't keep all of them, and if you ever get a second in a category, the one you want less despawns when the next one appears the following day. It becomes a process of collecting and comparing, with those of more obscure categories sticking around longer, and the most common tending to have fierce competition/turnover."
To play:
First, pick your theme. Make it as broad or specific as you like, and try to think about what the categories will be. Recognize any specific search terms this will require, or any you specifically want to add up front to all searches.
Second, pick a number. This will be the second page number you look on for the next few searches getting your initial collection of Waifus together.
Third, let's get your starter girl. Pick a favorite category in your theme. Then, for the starter girl only, add an additional search tag or two to narrow it down to ones you think you'll like better. Look through the first two most recent pages, the page number you chose on the second step, and the page after that. Four pages total. From those pages, pick one image, and only one. That is your starter waifu.
Fourth, get your collection started. Pick four other categories. Search only the tag most directly related to each category, and look only at the first page, and the page number you chose. From those images, pick only one girl per category.
Fifth, expand and compare. The first time any day you open rule 34, look at the first page or two of most recent submissions, and select one new waifu. That's the one that spawned today. Then, either add it to the collection if in a new category, or choose which to keep if in an occupied category. Continue as long as desired, giving you a running list of a few favorite waifus. Do this step once now.
My results:
Starter Waifu Ginger: post #9449124
Starter Collection Blonde: post #9935654
Starter Collection Brunette: post #9930902
Starter Collection Black Hair: post #9935139
Starter Collection White Hair: post #1038
First Daily Spawn: post #9953186
If this looks like it could be fun, try it yourself, and if you're feeling generous, let the rest of us know the results.
Examples and Clarifications:
Note: This is porn, you're adults, you can make/break/change the rules as you like. This is just what I did and was thinking.
Girls spontaneously appear: I chose to imagine roughly the real world, and chose girls that roughly fit that, but you certainly don't have to. Heck, set it in the Pokemon world and collect only Pokegirls if ya like.
One per day per property: I chose to imagine a larger property for myself, thus "Waifu Ranch." But, do as you will.
Pick a theme: I chose hair color, so one redhead, one blonde. Could choose body type, so one hefty girl, one athlete. Could go breast size, Pokemon team or species, furry per species/breed, one per favorite franchise, anything.
One per category: If you pick hair color, you only ever get one redhead. I, however, will be fudging boundaries. I intend to keep one ginger, one redhead, one with pink hair, etc. More restrictive categories encourages more discerningly choosing favorites, but I personally prefer more waifus.
The one you want less despawns: For this game, only keep the one. One redhead, one athlete, one gardevoir. This makes you choose the best, instead of collecting more than you'll ever be able to look through again, something I struggle with.
Process of Turnover: I personally like variety, so this method allows finding and holding onto rarer traits. I also tend to collect way more images of those with common traits, so this encourages me to pick the best instead of amassing crazy amounts of often similar images.
What categories will there be: Hair color seems pretty straight forward up front, but there were still some interesting things to consider. Will dyed hair be one, or many categories? What about girls with multiple colors? I chose to keep any with two colors in their own categories, but not allow any with two colors to have any overlapping colors. i.e. I can't have one with black and white hair as well as one with back and red hair. But I could have either and one with blonde and pink. Three hair colors would be same rules as two, though probably rarer and more likely to clash. If she has four or more, that's just gonna be one category for me. Is bald a category? Sure, I guess, if a good one comes up. What if she has horns/fins/snake hair? I decided against these for the game, but if I did allow them, sure, they could be their own category. And so on.
Specific search terms: I just added "nude" to focus on images I found more appealing. I also have a blacklist, which helps. But if you want a more specific theme, remember to add things like "pokemon" or ( anthro ~ furry ) if that's what you're into. No judgement.
Pick a number: I chose page nine, so I didn't have to go through multiple clicks, but you could go deeper, or try an inverse if you prefer older art, such as the last and second-to-last pages, since the last one isn't always full. For one search I had a hard time finding something I liked, I chose the last page, and one nine pages later. But remember, the easier the number you choose is to find, the more likely it will already be well known. To discover newer things, try closer to the middle. Heck, you could even go first page, last page, and enter the page for the number in the exact middle, give or take.
Starter girl: I went "ginger" for my favorite category, and added "freckles" for my extra tag. I considered adding things like body type or breast size, but ultimately chose to let fate play it's hand.
One image and only one: This is more or less the core of the game. But... seriously, pick as many as you like, just save the rest for, well, whatever else you want to do with them. Maaaybe if there's a series of pics, you can collect the set.
Four other categories: I chose "blonde_hair", "brunette", "black_hair", and "white_hair". I had a hard time finding any girls on the game-specified pages I liked for one of the tags, so cheated a little and searched a page or two more, but only because I found none at all that I thought waifu worthy.
Expand and compare: Again, I just do "nude" and have a blacklist. If doing a specific theme, instead of just the first page or two, do the first pages of a specific search, i.e. pokemon. Depending on how specific your search, you may just review all new images of the search up to the ones you saw last time.
First page or two: I struggled a bit to pick one, due to a sudden influx of furry and gay porn. No judgement, just not what I was looking for. So, I went ahead this time, and added some exclusion tags, and even then went for one additional page. Do go ahead and find at least one image that's waifu worthy, and then look at other images on that page.
My results: The blonde could technically be said to have two-colored blonde and yellow hair. If a time comes that I get another good blonde, OR one with two-color hair where one color is either yellow or blonde, I will have to decide which category she fits into. I allow for some wiggle room there. My first daily spawn turned out to be Nami. One could argue orange hair could be considered "ginger", but as mentioned, I'm fudging to allow for a greater collection of waifus. If I chose to be more strict, then my first daily spawn could in fact have immediately replaced one of my initial pics, or even been eliminated before making it onto the board. And my favorite pic from the setup was in fact not my starter waifu. No, my favorite by a long shot was the black-haired pic of nagatoro. This was a great example of how the game can work, because there were very few tags to the image that could have let me narrow it down to find this one, and there are currently 299 pages of hayase_nagatoro, so it would have likely never come to my attention even if I was looking specifically for her.
So yeah, if it seems fun, give it a try. And let the rest of us know what treasures you dig up.
"Beautiful girls start spontaneously appearing in the world, and obey/belong to whoever's property they appear in. One appears every day per property, and already knows who owns her. Once you get your first, you have to decide a theme, and can keep one per category in that theme (i.e. one redhead). Unfortunately, you can't keep all of them, and if you ever get a second in a category, the one you want less despawns when the next one appears the following day. It becomes a process of collecting and comparing, with those of more obscure categories sticking around longer, and the most common tending to have fierce competition/turnover."
To play:
First, pick your theme. Make it as broad or specific as you like, and try to think about what the categories will be. Recognize any specific search terms this will require, or any you specifically want to add up front to all searches.
Second, pick a number. This will be the second page number you look on for the next few searches getting your initial collection of Waifus together.
Third, let's get your starter girl. Pick a favorite category in your theme. Then, for the starter girl only, add an additional search tag or two to narrow it down to ones you think you'll like better. Look through the first two most recent pages, the page number you chose on the second step, and the page after that. Four pages total. From those pages, pick one image, and only one. That is your starter waifu.
Fourth, get your collection started. Pick four other categories. Search only the tag most directly related to each category, and look only at the first page, and the page number you chose. From those images, pick only one girl per category.
Fifth, expand and compare. The first time any day you open rule 34, look at the first page or two of most recent submissions, and select one new waifu. That's the one that spawned today. Then, either add it to the collection if in a new category, or choose which to keep if in an occupied category. Continue as long as desired, giving you a running list of a few favorite waifus. Do this step once now.
My results:
Starter Waifu Ginger: post #9449124
Starter Collection Blonde: post #9935654
Starter Collection Brunette: post #9930902
Starter Collection Black Hair: post #9935139
Starter Collection White Hair: post #1038
First Daily Spawn: post #9953186
If this looks like it could be fun, try it yourself, and if you're feeling generous, let the rest of us know the results.
Examples and Clarifications:
Note: This is porn, you're adults, you can make/break/change the rules as you like. This is just what I did and was thinking.
Girls spontaneously appear: I chose to imagine roughly the real world, and chose girls that roughly fit that, but you certainly don't have to. Heck, set it in the Pokemon world and collect only Pokegirls if ya like.
One per day per property: I chose to imagine a larger property for myself, thus "Waifu Ranch." But, do as you will.
Pick a theme: I chose hair color, so one redhead, one blonde. Could choose body type, so one hefty girl, one athlete. Could go breast size, Pokemon team or species, furry per species/breed, one per favorite franchise, anything.
One per category: If you pick hair color, you only ever get one redhead. I, however, will be fudging boundaries. I intend to keep one ginger, one redhead, one with pink hair, etc. More restrictive categories encourages more discerningly choosing favorites, but I personally prefer more waifus.
The one you want less despawns: For this game, only keep the one. One redhead, one athlete, one gardevoir. This makes you choose the best, instead of collecting more than you'll ever be able to look through again, something I struggle with.
Process of Turnover: I personally like variety, so this method allows finding and holding onto rarer traits. I also tend to collect way more images of those with common traits, so this encourages me to pick the best instead of amassing crazy amounts of often similar images.
What categories will there be: Hair color seems pretty straight forward up front, but there were still some interesting things to consider. Will dyed hair be one, or many categories? What about girls with multiple colors? I chose to keep any with two colors in their own categories, but not allow any with two colors to have any overlapping colors. i.e. I can't have one with black and white hair as well as one with back and red hair. But I could have either and one with blonde and pink. Three hair colors would be same rules as two, though probably rarer and more likely to clash. If she has four or more, that's just gonna be one category for me. Is bald a category? Sure, I guess, if a good one comes up. What if she has horns/fins/snake hair? I decided against these for the game, but if I did allow them, sure, they could be their own category. And so on.
Specific search terms: I just added "nude" to focus on images I found more appealing. I also have a blacklist, which helps. But if you want a more specific theme, remember to add things like "pokemon" or ( anthro ~ furry ) if that's what you're into. No judgement.
Pick a number: I chose page nine, so I didn't have to go through multiple clicks, but you could go deeper, or try an inverse if you prefer older art, such as the last and second-to-last pages, since the last one isn't always full. For one search I had a hard time finding something I liked, I chose the last page, and one nine pages later. But remember, the easier the number you choose is to find, the more likely it will already be well known. To discover newer things, try closer to the middle. Heck, you could even go first page, last page, and enter the page for the number in the exact middle, give or take.
Starter girl: I went "ginger" for my favorite category, and added "freckles" for my extra tag. I considered adding things like body type or breast size, but ultimately chose to let fate play it's hand.
One image and only one: This is more or less the core of the game. But... seriously, pick as many as you like, just save the rest for, well, whatever else you want to do with them. Maaaybe if there's a series of pics, you can collect the set.
Four other categories: I chose "blonde_hair", "brunette", "black_hair", and "white_hair". I had a hard time finding any girls on the game-specified pages I liked for one of the tags, so cheated a little and searched a page or two more, but only because I found none at all that I thought waifu worthy.
Expand and compare: Again, I just do "nude" and have a blacklist. If doing a specific theme, instead of just the first page or two, do the first pages of a specific search, i.e. pokemon. Depending on how specific your search, you may just review all new images of the search up to the ones you saw last time.
First page or two: I struggled a bit to pick one, due to a sudden influx of furry and gay porn. No judgement, just not what I was looking for. So, I went ahead this time, and added some exclusion tags, and even then went for one additional page. Do go ahead and find at least one image that's waifu worthy, and then look at other images on that page.
My results: The blonde could technically be said to have two-colored blonde and yellow hair. If a time comes that I get another good blonde, OR one with two-color hair where one color is either yellow or blonde, I will have to decide which category she fits into. I allow for some wiggle room there. My first daily spawn turned out to be Nami. One could argue orange hair could be considered "ginger", but as mentioned, I'm fudging to allow for a greater collection of waifus. If I chose to be more strict, then my first daily spawn could in fact have immediately replaced one of my initial pics, or even been eliminated before making it onto the board. And my favorite pic from the setup was in fact not my starter waifu. No, my favorite by a long shot was the black-haired pic of nagatoro. This was a great example of how the game can work, because there were very few tags to the image that could have let me narrow it down to find this one, and there are currently 299 pages of hayase_nagatoro, so it would have likely never come to my attention even if I was looking specifically for her.
So yeah, if it seems fun, give it a try. And let the rest of us know what treasures you dig up.
