Rule 34 - Any tips for somebody new to gooning?

LBJofficial

03/26/24 11:27PM

Any tips for somebody new to gooning?

It’s been a while, huh?

A lot has happened since I last posted on here. A lot. I’ve finally come out as transgender, moved to Holland and I’m more sexually active than ever. But whatever, that’s cool. I guess. One of my friends recently introduced me to gooning and I’m looking for tips for somebody new to the art. Thank you!

-LBJ :-)

Furnal

03/27/24 02:45AM

the only real “tips” i have for gooning would be find a bunch of porn you really like and just watch it for a while

PKMN-Trainer

03/27/24 02:50AM

Step 1. Find an evil mastermind.

Step 2. Work for them.

Step 3. Mention your poor pay and working conditions to your coworkers often in case the protagonist is listening.

Step 4. Get beat up.

Congratulations, you have gooned!

NoSam123

03/27/24 03:02AM

Just masturbate like a normal person jeez

RatherTallLad

03/27/24 03:17AM

Spreading your legs wide feels really good

anti_megumin

03/27/24 11:00PM

Keep a slow pace, stop worrying about time or anything other than porn while you're gooning, try to keep as many open tabs of different material while you're doing it, masturbate in different ways, etc

lost_girl

03/27/24 11:39PM

PKMN-Trainer said:
Step 1. Find an evil mastermind.

Step 2. Work for them.

Step 3. Mention your poor pay and working conditions to your coworkers often in case the protagonist is listening.

Step 4. Get beat up.

Congratulations, you have gooned!

The only true way to goon

8inchFemboy

03/28/24 12:52AM

LBJofficial said:
It’s been a while, huh?

A lot has happened since I last posted on here. A lot. I’ve finally come out as transgender, moved to Holland and I’m more sexually active than ever. But whatever, that’s cool. I guess. One of my friends recently introduced me to gooning and I’m looking for tips for somebody new to the art. Thank you!

-LBJ :-)

If you do want to have a good time doing it, I'd recommend getting nice and comfy, and watching either:
-porn that you really like
-gooning focused content, you can find lots of it on sites like hypnotube (my personal fave) and pornhub (literally just search "goon" or "gooning" and you'll find some good stuff, especially on the first site)

Also, get good at edging yourself if you aren't already, and if you want to goon for longer periods of time I'd recommend learning how to ruin your orgasms, it's fun :P

And what else...get a box of tissues, stay well hydrated (for real) and have fun gooning your brains out~

brahwtfbrah

03/28/24 01:06AM

im gonna be honest i still dont understand what gooning actually is. ive heard mutiple definitions and i dont get it ;-; sorry

foxxyfwd

03/31/24 06:14AM

best tip is its always better with a friend~ find someone to be super horny with for hours and keep each other going :3

FutaMuskSlut

03/31/24 06:18AM

foxxyfwd said:
best tip is its always better with a friend~ find someone to be super horny with for hours and keep each other going :3

Ye this is good, personally I just wanna find a porn bud who makes me get worse :v, I think the concept of ‘getting worse’ is kinda hot

OmenX

04/01/24 02:23AM

Make a lot of time in your day.

Imjusthere24

04/01/24 02:25AM

I wouldn't do it personally.. If you have to, make some time as others have. Be careful though, it can become an addiction.

Pervatron

04/01/24 03:15AM

Before I die I want to goon while driving a rented convertible down CA Route 1 with the top down in the middle of the night beneath a full moon on a deserted stretch of Pacific Coast Highway somewhere between San Simeon and San Francisco. Cruising and dreaming of better days.

AlwaysHardSRB

04/01/24 08:37PM

8inchFemboy said:

LBJofficial said:
It’s been a while, huh?

A lot has happened since I last posted on here. A lot. I’ve finally come out as transgender, moved to Holland and I’m more sexually active than ever. But whatever, that’s cool. I guess. One of my friends recently introduced me to gooning and I’m looking for tips for somebody new to the art. Thank you!

-LBJ :-)

If you do want to have a good time doing it, I'd recommend getting nice and comfy, and watching either:
-porn that you really like
-gooning focused content, you can find lots of it on sites like hypnotube (my personal fave) and pornhub (literally just search "goon" or "gooning" and you'll find some good stuff, especially on the first site)

Also, get good at edging yourself if you aren't already, and if you want to goon for longer periods of time I'd recommend learning how to ruin your orgasms, it's fun :P

And what else...get a box of tissues, stay well hydrated (for real) and have fun gooning your brains out~

thanks for that. now i got entire site to rot my brains on.
more than ever i wish i had a slutty gf to watch it with and think of some fun ideas.