OK I got one but I never actually thought I’d ask but OK let’s say you’re going out on a date with someone it’s your third or fourth date and by now you guys are probably smashed your brains out by now but in order to prove that you got more to bring home than just sex have any of you ever cooked for your date? And if so, what was the most fucked up thing they ask you to make or what was the most fucked up thing that you have ever made.

I’ll go first I was once dating this guy name Mason and he said that he loved meatloaf and I told him I’ll get the ingredients we’ll meet at your place and when I put ingredients in the oven you can suck my cock while we wait but what he didn’t tell me is that his oven cooks 50° higher than what it reads it burnt my meat up to a crisp and I haven’t seen him since (that hurt my pride)

And the worst thing I have ever made for a date would be a deep fried sandwich with Carolina reaper inside the mayonnaise my date she was fine. Meanwhile I am in her walk in freezer. Yes, her walk in freezer and I’d like to turn the heat down.

Mason not telling you his oven temp was off by a whopping 50 degrees was an asshole move, but if he himself didn't bake in it he may not have known. Surprises like that are why I use an oven thermometer that hangs from the rack inside the oven.

Evidently I don't look like someone who would know how to cook because no-one has ever asked me to, nor have they believed I could until I did so in front of them.

Oh, trust me he knew I could tell by the look on his face and I thought you know what no matter how good the dick is I do not want to see this guy again

I made a baked macaroni & cheese from a recipe a friend gave me. It was so dense and heavy, it felt like you were consuming wet cement. Made it at Christmas, was disgusted by it, even more disgusted at how one person ate the majority of it himself.

My degree is in food, I've fed everyone I've fucked. Hell I've cooked while I fucked. That's a really cool way to spend a holiday for 2, btw. Easter was a banger that year.