RPKaiser
02/04/24 12:43AM
Is it Safe to have Sex with a Zombie?
Anyone who's played a Shantae game will agree that Rottytops is the best girl in the series.
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She's the sexiest Zombie on Rule 34. But the question is, would it really be safe to have sex with her? Tell me what you think.
Chimeramon
02/04/24 12:53AM
Maybe maybe not I mean after all, I want to Bang Lickers from resident evil but I don’t know I suppose it’s a risk you’re gonna have to take
Lothar_The_Elder
02/04/24 01:00AM
If you can keep them from biting you and thus turning you into a zombie you might be okay, but you'd definitely want to condom up so that your dick doesn't smell like rotting flesh afterwards.
Imjusthere24
02/04/24 01:03AM
Depends on how intact one is, I think.. If the zombie doesn't end up biting you wwhich is a very rare case; like if you had some sort of protactive gear, you could easily get infections of the thousands. Dunno if ur into that, though. Zombies are just basically dead people.. Who know where that cunt's been underground!
ulchit5
02/04/24 01:20AM
No.
ulchit5
02/04/24 01:20AM
Oh! Yeah, it's not safe.
Cools
02/04/24 01:27AM
Chimeramon said:
Maybe maybe not I mean after all, I want to Bang Lickers from resident evil but I don’t know I suppose it’s a risk you’re gonna have to take


You got it all wrong- that’s a risk IM MORE THAN WILLING to take goddamn. But anywhom-
doltscanttag
02/04/24 01:31AM
The T-Virus can be transmitted via the exchange of bodily fluids. Don't be silly, wrap your willy.
Trickler
02/04/24 01:48AM
Maybe
FloppyDisc
02/04/24 01:48AM
doltscanttag said:
The T-Virus can be transmitted via the exchange of bodily fluids. Don't be silly, wrap your willy.


Probably a great idea to wear a condom.
Lothar_The_Elder
02/04/24 02:35AM
FloppyDisc said:
doltscanttag said:
The T-Virus can be transmitted via the exchange of bodily fluids. Don't be silly, wrap your willy.

Probably a great idea to wear a condom.

Wrap that rascal!
Sloppyjoe102104
02/04/24 02:41AM
I suppose it would depend on how the virus is spread.
Wilbur-soot
02/04/24 03:50AM
Judging by some random zombie horror movie I watched a while back, you get tuned into a zombie if their DNA somehow enters your body, so I'm pretty sure almost whatever you do you'll still get turned into a zombie.
CheckVIIbes
02/04/24 05:26AM
I'd fuck the shit out of her tits
I think that's safe??? I dunno
BigRouge
02/04/24 06:07AM
In the very specific case of Rottytops from Shantae, Rotty has canonically stated in Half-Genie Hero that she regularly digs up graves in order to, er, "source" new body parts to replace hers when they get too degraded. She's kind of a Girl of Theseus at this point. But the fact remains that she's made of dead human body parts.

It really comes down to how well preserved the zombie in question is. Aaaand most zombies portrayed in fiction media are in horrible condition. Even if the zombie has no intention of biting you, and even if you avoid whatever disease that causes you to turn into a zombie, you're still looking at a WIDE range of possible non-zombie diseases to pick up through the contact of necrotic flesh.


Tl;dr: best to enjoy your zombie porn without thinking about it. Like, at all.
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