I made a thread like this once before, but it got purged along with the rest when my former account was accidentally deleted. So I thought I'd give it another go.

Title says it all really; you give the next poster a superpower, he or she posts how they intend to use it. Any use, good or evil, selfish or selfless. Then they post a superpower for the next person, and so on.

I'll start with an easy one: mind control.

Your mind control powers only work on people who hate each other like for example, say your girlfriend or boyfriend hated your best friend and the only way to get them to get along was to get them to fuck, sex works wonders

OK what’s super power? instant regeneration

I would use it to, for example, jump from the 4th floor and see if I would survive. Teleportation.

Using it nonstop. Need to get from the bedroom to the kitchen? Teleport. Going to work? Teleport. I would probably still go on the occasional walk, because exercise, but even then, I'd be teleporting a few feet forward every now and then to make more progress faster.

You can produce and control fire

I'd use it to offer campfires and general warmth for the homeless on cold nights.

The ability of clairvoyance.

be like the best gambler ever, even seeing just 10 seconds into the future can make all the difference

You can make a handful of lima beans every Monday

I will give them to the homeless

The power to summon a 4 kilogram stainless steel sledgehammer.

I'd probably just hit rocks and laugh. I'm not the brightest.

Your hand is like a portal gun.

Immediately shooting myself in the face.

You have the power to go through solid objects.

well, there are the obvious criminal uses.

the next person has X-ray vision

Work at a hospital, checking for broken bones, stuck objects and tumors.

Instant death to anything you can see.

I could kill everyone who pissed me off at least once in my life. Giga farts and burps that destroy everything in their path.

Destroy the barrier between anime and real world, and then make love to my anime waifus.

Can become invisible at will

I'd go invisible, hide, and reappear without touching anything in the mean time, and try to convince people my super power is actually short range teleportation.

The ability to turn weapons into plushies

Either I'll become The Cuddler, and fight crime with my new power and lots of hugs. Or I'm just gonna make a really soft bed of knives and get a good nights sleep for once.

The power to project your thoughts into the minds of others.