Blaiddyd
01/20/24 08:59PM
Rule 34 Hunger Games Simulator. Yet again. (Open. 10 open slots)
Fuck it, we doin' this again.
The game is pretty simple, you nominate two tributes, and once the number of tributes reaches 24, the session will begin. Last tribute standing wins, nominations are re-opened, and we start all over again with different tributes. So let's get started with the basics. To nominate a tribute, you have to post the required information. If you want to follow a template, you can use the one below.

Name:
Nickname:
Image:
Death image (optional):
Gender:
Notes (optional):

A few notes:Inanimate objects are also allowed.

Also if you want to add an event, you need to format it so that the simulator will accept it. For example, a regular event would be something like (Player1) eats (Player2)'s cake. (He/She2) is furious about it. The maximum amount of tributes that can be accepted in one event is 6.

With all that out of the way, on to the rules.

1. If you're nominating an underage tribute (any character under 18), please note it in the notes section.
1a. If there's no canonical age, just go by if the character looks underage, or an adult.
2. No nominating the same tributes twice in a row.
2a. This rule is null if the character is involved in large group. Such as if Captain America has been nominated in one season, then you can nominate the entire Marvel Universe next season, or if Troll Face was nominated in one session, then you can nominate Rage Comics, as it's a large group. However, this does not exempt smaller groups, such as Team Sonic (3 members), or Ice Climbers (2 members)
3. No bumping the thread just to keep it on the front page.
4. No controversial figures (no politics)
5. No nominating users (unless you're nominating yourself)
6. Basically whatever's in the terms of service for the forums, follow them.
7. You can switch your tributes before the season begins, but you must stick with your tribute when the season begins
8. User may add in a two tributes as a (reserve) in case all the slots aren't filled within a certain time. These reserves will be randomly decided, then put in the simulator.

If there are any additional rules, this post will be edited to add them in the future.

(My tributes have been edited out)
doltscanttag
01/21/24 12:04AM
I don't really know how this works but I did say I would provide you champions, so there they are. 46 champions, to fill out a roster of 48. Do with them what you wish. I'm not good at coming up with names and some don't have descriptions.

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Name: Albino Knight
Image: i.postimg.cc/Dy0QBHpd/albino-knight.jpg
Sex: Male
Notes (optional): He is tasked with guarding the main gate to a walled city from goblin invaders.


Name: Space Explorer Wombat
Image: i.postimg.cc/dtf2X6zM/alien.jpg
Sex: Male
Notes (optional): He pilots his space ship to uncharted parts of the galaxy for adventure and treasure.


Name: Anzac Wombat
Image: i.postimg.cc/HLDQWxYB/anzac.jpg
Sex: Male
Notes (optional): A war veteran who served with the Anzacs.


Name: Axeman Wombat
Image: i.postimg.cc/MTzVRFjB/axeman.jpg
Sex: Male
Notes (optional):


Name: Barbarian Wombat
Image: i.postimg.cc/wx0c5g2j/barbarian.jpg
Sex: Male
Notes (optional): The most feared warrior in all the land.


Name: Wombatman
Image: i.postimg.cc/vZ6rd9s4/batman.jpg
Sex: Male
Notes (optional):


Name: Yoohoo~
Image: i.postimg.cc/BvT2j0ts/beach.jpg
Sex: Female
Notes (optional):


Name: Bullet-Time Wombat
Nickname:
Image: i.postimg.cc/xCgHP3K4/bullet-time.jpg
Sex: Male
Notes (optional): A wombat so fast that he can dodge bullets.


Name: Chef Knight Wombat
Image: i.postimg.cc/Y09FDLRq/chef-knight.jpg
Sex: Male
Notes (optional): An experience cook and fighter. He wields his utensils as deadly weapons and his pots as armor.


Name: Chipmage Wombat
Nickname: Chippie
Image: i.postimg.cc/gcS8X4cw/chip-mage.jpg
Sex: Male
Notes (optional): He has master the ancient magical art of chipomancy. He can create impenetrable barriers made of chips and overwhelm his foes with a deluge of chips. He can also make them different flavours.


Name: Clawfighter Wombat
Image: i.postimg.cc/7YjzX62w/clawfighter.jpg
Sex: Male
Notes (optional): A very aggressive and territorial individual. All who enter without permission leave in many pieces.


Name: Thunderbat Wombat
Image:i.postimg.cc/L6Jfzfhx/cricketbat.jpg
Sex: Male
Notes (optional): A veteran fighter who wields his signature weapon, the Magic Thunder Cricket Bat, with deadly force.


Name: Dark Mage Wombat
Image: i.postimg.cc/bwbt5hxb/dark-mage.jpg
Sex:
Notes (optional): He has mastered the forbidden magics and also blood magic. His scythe-like axe drains the blood of his enemies and converts it into mana for his terrifying spells.


Name: Doom Wombat
Image: i.postimg.cc/qq53PBDc/doom.jpg
Sex: Male
Notes (optional): Rip and tear! Rip and tear!


Name: Drinking Wombat
Image: i.postimg.cc/6QgFpC7F/drink.jpg
Sex: Male
Notes (optional): Not much of a fighter, he just want to relax and have a drink. Surprising good balance, though, and an iron liver.


Name: Pyrowombat
Nickname:
Image: i.postimg.cc/K8sH0t54/fireball.jpg
Sex: Male
Notes (optional): This angry little motherfucker can harness the power of fire at will and isn't afraid to use it on any who look at him wrong.


Name: Marcus Wombat
Image: i.postimg.cc/kg5HNTKk/gears-of-wombat.jpg
Sex: Male
Notes (optional): Has a powerful gun and a thick suit of armor to aid him in his fight against the mossies.


Name: Super Wombat Goku
Image: i.postimg.cc/8cBY43yV/goku.jpg
Sex: Male
Notes (optional):


Name: Hulk Wombat
Image: i.postimg.cc/4Nsqyfd4/hulk.jpg
Sex: Male
Notes (optional): Ate some glowing grass one day, then this happened.


Name: Ironwombat
Image: i.postimg.cc/KcnCmkms/ironman.jpg
Sex: Male
Notes (optional):


Name: Wombat Krueger
Image: i.postimg.cc/bNgM27Dx/krueger.jpg
Sex: Male
Notes (optional): 1, 2, Wombat's coming for you...


Name: Hacker Wombat
Image: i.postimg.cc/q7hZSgmw/laptop.jpg
Sex: Male
Notes (optional): Can hack any computer system.


Name: Mariombat
Image: i.postimg.cc/FKMn4m84/mario.jpg
Sex: Male
Notes (optional): Main rival to Wombario.


Name: Gran Theft Wombat
Image: i.postimg.cc/Kztpcwhg/mariokart.jpg
Sex: Male
Notes (optional): He has master the ancient art of Gran Theft Auto. He can steal and drive any vehicle from anyone.


Name: Monster of the Swamp
Image: i.postimg.cc/tJ5rW6Tq/monster.jpg
Sex: Unknown
Notes (optional): It resides in a misty swamp that most fear to enter. It hides seamlessly with the mud, waiting for its next unwitting victim. Strong and vicious, it is one ugly motherfucker. It is uncertain if this is a mutated wombat or something else entirely.


Name: Nutcracker Wombat
Image: i.postimg.cc/rFfnp53g/nutcracker.jpg
Sex: Male
Notes (optional): Able to bust a nut with a single pound.


Name: Pancake Wombat
Image: i.postimg.cc/8PpXDZKj/pancake.jpg
Sex: Male
Notes (optional): A master of stealth. He can sneak through any location undetected and seamlessly blend in with his environments. Brother of Piggy Wombat.


Name: Piggy Wombat
Image: i.postimg.cc/vTMq4hG2/pig.jpg
Sex: Male
Notes (optional): A master of disguise. He can flawlessly imitate any living creature. Brother of Pancake Wombat.


Name: Police Wombat
Image: i.postimg.cc/G3JgZWjW/police.jpg
Sex: Male
Notes (optional):


Name: Poseidon's Wombat
Image: i.postimg.cc/3wvn9VRb/poseidon.jpg
Sex: Male
Notes (optional): The loyal wombat pet of Poseidon who patrols the oceans around Australia. Can summon tidal waves at will.


Name: Robocop Wombat
Image: i.postimg.cc/VkTKqmYC/robocop.jpg
Sex: Formally male, technically genderless now.
Notes (optional):


Name: Metal Gear Wombat
Image: i.postimg.cc/vZDPxcdy/robot.jpg
Sex: n/a
Notes (optional):


Name: Smash Wombat
Image: i.postimg.cc/mDWVnj1Z/smash.jpg
Sex: Male
Notes (optional): Don't try to run him over!


Name: Sonic the Wombat
Image: i.postimg.cc/TwjQvbnV/sonic.jpg
Sex: Male
Notes (optional): Rolling around at the speed of sound, he's got places to go, gotta follow that rainbow!


Name: Spear Wombat
Image: i.postimg.cc/mkbjLrS0/spearman.jpg
Sex: Male
Notes (optional): Just some random spear-wielding wombat plucked from the wild. Nothing particularly special here.


Name: Spellknight Wombat
Image: i.postimg.cc/2y2wVfc3/spellknight.jpg
Sex: Male
Notes (optional):


Name: Stronk Wombat
Image: i.postimg.cc/GmBQhVkh/stronk.jpg
Sex: Male
Notes (optional): Spends 3 hours a day in the gym. Just look at those arms.


Name: Superwombat
Image: i.postimg.cc/J7qKTbrm/superman.jpg
Sex: Male
Notes (optional):


Name: T-Pose Wombat
Image: i.postimg.cc/YSYzQFn5/t-pose.jpg
Sex: Male
Notes (optional): The most dominant wombat. He was born without an animation cycle, so he always looks like this no matter what he's doing.


Name: W-800
Image: i.postimg.cc/fTRC1Jyd/terminator.jpg
Sex: n/a (looks male)
Notes (optional):


Name: Captain Australia
Image: i.postimg.cc/gktspmLT/the-cap.jpg
Sex: Male
Notes (optional):


Name: Thief Wombat
Image: i.postimg.cc/cLVcKhm7/thief.jpg
Sex: Male
Notes (optional): This cute little guy will steal your heart and your belongings.


Name: Trolley Wombat
Image: i.postimg.cc/Y97fRSTh/trolleyride.jpg
Sex: Male
Notes (optional):


Name: Darth Wombat
Image: i.postimg.cc/Kz57H2yQ/vader.jpg
Sex: Male
Notes (optional):


Name: Whompin' Wombat
Image: i.postimg.cc/yxYhqb1K/whompin-wombat.jpg
Sex: Male
Notes (optional):


Name: Whupass Wombat
Image: i.postimg.cc/KjqPmDjM/whupass.jpg
Sex: Male
Notes (optional): He has a can of whup-ass that he wants to open it on you.

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Not included from my original lineup: Wombario (see OP) and Cloud Strife.
Blaiddyd
01/21/24 02:18AM
Fuck it, we doing a wombat season of the Hunger Games Simulator. I can't not do it.

Sponsored by:doltscanttag
imgur.com/a/w5xxWsJ
doltscanttag
01/21/24 02:26AM
Aww, you split the bothers up (Pancake and Piggy)...
Blaiddyd
01/21/24 03:08AM
Bloodbath
imgur.com/a/p6DkNMB

The Wombat Season has begun.

Iron Wombat claims that he will bring the Hunger Games...despair.

Marcus Wombat, Clawfighter Wombat, and Mariombat run away from the Cornucopia separately.

Wombat Krueger has met the one thing that he fears...Wombatman, telling Bullet-Time Wombat that they're gonna need a bigger arena.

W-800 and Robocop Wombat run away from the Cornucopia, while Hacker Wombat carries it

Chef Knight Wombat uses deadly cooking to kill Metal Gear Wombat, Thief Wombat and Superwombat instantly.

Grand Theft Wombat drives away from the Cornucopia in their stolen Go-Kart

Trolly Wombat throws a first-aid kit in his trolly and rides away in it.

Pancake Wombat runs away.

Chippie breaks Doom Wombat's nose for a basket of bread. No ripping and tearing for now.

Smash Wombat runs away from the Cornucopia.

Albino Knight hates Nutcracker Wombat so much, he kills him when he has the opportunity

Space Explorer Wombat, Barbarian Wombat, Dark Mage Wombat, Axeman Wombat and Spear Wombat introduce themselves by doing the Space Explorer Wombat rap (pretty obvious who the leader is, with his technology)

Stronk Wombat hasn't skipped leg day, proving that by running away from the Cornucopia.

Super Wombat Goku and Spellknight Wombat fight for a bag. Spellknight Wombat strangles Super Wombat Goku with the straps and runs

Pyrowombat, Poseidon's Wombat and Whompin' Wombat run away from the Cornucopia

Sonic the Wombat snatches alcohol and a rag.

Hulk Wombat, Captain Australia, and T-Pose Wombat work together to get as many supplies as possible.

Yoohoo~ runs away from the Cornucopia.

Anzac finds out his attacks are weaker from the bad karma during the war.

Monster of the Swamp survives by doing absolutely nothing.

Piggy Wombat runs.

Thunderbat Wombat introduces himself, saying that he's the fastest tribute alive.

Drinking Wombat appears in the arena without any clothes. Which makes sense.

Wario is disappointed to see Whupass Wombat is in this season

Darth Wombat grabs fishing bait while Wombrat gets fishing gear.

Police Wombat accidentally steps on a landmine.
doltscanttag
01/21/24 03:17AM
Blaiddyd said:
Sonic the Wombat snatches alcohol and a rag.

From Drinking Wombat, presumably.

Just out of curiosity, is this completely randomised?
Blaiddyd
01/21/24 03:18AM
doltscanttag said:
Blaiddyd said:
Sonic the Wombat snatches alcohol and a rag.

From Drinking Wombat, presumably.

Just out of curiosity, is this completely randomised?

All of it is completely randomized
Blaiddyd
01/21/24 03:37AM
Day 1/Night 1 (with fallen tributes sprinkled in there.
imgur.com/a/WDwVrqu

Thunderbat Wombat smacks Chippie, claiming he'll get a fresh smack if he mouths off again.

Piggy Wombat accepts that he is small.

Yoohoo~ punches out all of Whompin' Wombat's blood. Seems his title was nothing more than just that.

Space Explorer Wombat was banned from the Micket Mouse Club for inappropriate behavior.

Robotcop Wombat throws Smash Wombat into a garbage can

Anzac Wombat makes a gif of Wombatman and Poseidon's Wombat kissing.

Dark Mage Wombat sees an orangutan riding a tricycle and runs away, being rightfully frightened at this.

T-Pose Wombat tries to kill Mariombat with a spear...but doesn't have skill with a spear, unlike Spear Wombat...and T-Pose Wombat impales himself

Wombrat takes Grand Theft Wombat to his basement to play Mario Party.

Whupass Wombat fires a rocket at Darth Wombat, who is working on pipes...unfortunately Darth Wombat ducks down and the rocket is sent back at Whupass Wombat

Stronk Wombat weeps about when his parents were shot in an alleyway by Sonic the Wombat.

Pyrowombat teaches himself how to fly.

Barbarian Wombat beats up Bullet-Time Wombat, who says "ow ow ow ow...how did I not see that coming"

W-800 punches a penguin into prison

Chef Knight Wombat gets a DC-17 Blaster

Albino Knight claims that nudity makes you stronger in the arena and takes his armor off

Spellknight Wombat finds a pod and gets into it, coming out with upgraded magic and armor.

Hulk Wombat and Doom Wombat team up to hunt for other tributes.

Marcus Wombat takes a few notes from Snoop Dogg

Captain Australia asks Spear Wombat out and is rejected. Pancake Wombat finds it hilarious.

Hacker Wombat searches for a water source.

Clawfighter Wombat, Axeman Wombat, Wario and the Monster of the Swamp raid Wombat Kreuger's camp.

Iron Wombat receives a gatling gun from an unknown sponsor, naming it Sasha

Trolly Wombat spends all day bombing Dodongoes

Drinking Wombat gets a hacked PS2 from an unknown sponsor.

Fallen Tributes 1:9
imgur.com/a/0cYrGXQ

Metal Gear Wombat
Thief Wombat
Superwombat
Nutcracker Wombat
Super Wombat Goku
Police Wombat
Whompin' Wombat
T-Pose Wombat
Whupass Wombat


Night 1
imgur.com/a/8BwBMYf
W-800 gets his clothes stolen by Poseidon's Wombat while showering.

Wombat Kreuger comes to the conclusion that the mastermind was President Snow's dog. (it came to him in a dream)

Barbarian Wombat opens a lootbox and gets a strong sword

Trolly Wombat asks if Thunderbat Wombat could beat Goku...despite Super Wombat Goku being dead already.

Axeman Wombat steals Wombatman's suit while he showers.

Stronk Wombat gets some pocket sand.

Iron Wombat drinks some bangin' juice...which Wario tells him is paint. Iron Wombat dies from this.

Hulk Wombat wonders how Stronk Wombat got pocket sand.

Piggy Wombat has a nightmare about fighting Bullet-Time Wombat, remembering his pants...but he forgot about the math test.

Doom Wombat and Yoohoo~ challenge each other to a Pokemon battle, which Yoohoo~ wins.

Captain Australia sets off an explosive, taking Pancake Wombat, Clawfighter Wombat, and Grand Theft Wombat.

Wombrat eats fire.

Darth Wombat is struck by Mariombat's satellite and loses all his coins.

Smash Wombat digs a hole for the hell of it.

Drinking Wombat bashes Pyrowombat's head in with a golden trophy

Space Explorer Wombat cheats death. A tree falls but he narrowly avoids it.

Robocop Wombat and Chippie wonder if a nurse or maid outfit would look sexier on Monster of the Swamp

Albino Knight tells Hacker Wombat and Chef Knight Wombat to get the f off his lawn. Hacker Wombat and Chef Knight Wombat carry the giant F off Albino Knight's lawn, apologizing.

Dark Mage Wombat hacks the speakers to play his theme in the arena. (dolts probably knows what his theme would be, not me though.)

Spear Wombat throws a flashbang at Anzac Wombat. Anzac Wombat-knowing what a flashbang is-throws it back after telling Spear Wombat he needs to pull the pin first.

Sonic the Wombat, Marcus Wombat and Spellknight Wombat form a mariachi band.
doltscanttag
01/21/24 03:53AM
Blaiddyd said:
Robocop Wombat and Chippie wonder if a nurse or maid outfit would look sexier on Monster of the Swamp.

Someone's probably gonna draw this now...

We now have a rap gang and a mariachi band. Does it usually get this musical?
Harder_Daddy123
01/21/24 03:54AM
i have really horrible requests
Blaiddyd
01/21/24 04:03AM
Day 2/Night 2
imgur.com/a/m4TMFGF

Spellknight Wombat gets some pocket sand

Anzac Wombat and Sonic the Wombat are chased by an alien creature, only barely escaping.

Thunderbat Wombat throws a grenade at Yoohoo~ and Wombat Kreuger...but it bounces off a wall and bounces back into his room, exploding.

Wario stops time and draws a mustache on Smash Wombat.

Marcus Wombat opens a lootbox and gets a godly upgrade to his gun.

Captain Australia goes to jail, and doesn't pass GO or collect 200 Australian dollars.

Mariombat punches a penguin into prison, but it was a Prinny. Thus he was caught in the explosion

Bullet-Time Wombat pickpockets all of Dark Mage Wombat's belongings. His bag ends up so heavy that he collapses.

Wombrat sells hentai NFTs.

W-800 sleeps nude in an oxygen tent, thinking it gives him sexual powers.

Robocop Wombat digivolves

Barbaruab Wombat gets a coupon for new tributes, but is expired. This is a Monster from the Swamp joke.

Stronk Wombat twerks to increase the ratings.

Darth Wombat finds the 7 dragon balls and wishes for a giant penis.

Drinking Wombat fatally wounds Spear Wombat, but Spear Wombat transfers his soul into a toy doll.

Wombatman reports Hulk Wombat to Kielan

Piggy Wombat and Chef Knight Wombat chase Space Explorer Wombat and Trolly Wombat through Scooby-Dooby Doors

Doom Wombat drinks gasoline

Hacker Wombat receives a white hat from an unknown sponsor.

Poseidon's Wombat brings out the second weapon, Metal Gear Axeman Wombat

Chippie takes care of his wounds with Flex Tape. This works

Albino Knight opens a weapon loot box, obtaining a weak sword.

Fallen Tributes 2:7
imgur.com/a/1IJ85qp

Iron Wombat
Pancake Wombat
Clawfighter Wombat
Grand Theft Wombat
Pyrowombat
Thunderbat Wombat
Mariombat


Night 2
imgur.com/a/g0Rodk7

A really loud noise plays, which kills Anzac Wombat, Smash Wombat, Sonic the Wombat, and Yoohoo~. There goes the only girl in this season.

Captain Australia tries teaching himself how to fly.

Space Explorer Wombat is arrested for arson, murder, and jaywalking.

Wombrat is arrested for tax fraud. (He's clearly not happy about that)

Doom Wombat and Monster of the Swamp have a long debate on if Spellknight Wombat could beat Piggy Wombat. Darth Wombat joins in and says Stronk Wombat could beat them both.

Hulk Wombat is shot by Poseidon's phaser. Unfortuntely for him, he forgot to switch from 'stun' to 'kill'. As expected from one whose powers only focus on water, not technology.

Albino Knight carries a tray of goth ham for Axeman wombat to eat.

Bullet-Time Wombat receives porn of Wombat Kreuger from an unknown sponsor.

W-800 is caught in an explosion but lives.

Hacker Wombat gets a FNF mod made out of him. He dies from pure cringe

Chippie negotiates with his agent, hoping to at least survive the night.

Wombatman forces Drinking Wombat to kill Chef Knight Wombat or Barbarian Wombat. Drinking Wombat refuses to kill, so Wombatman throws out his code and kills Drinking Wombat instead

Robocop Wombat gets a Tactical Cuke from an unknown sponsor.

Dark Mage Wombat tells Trolly Wombat and Marcus Wombat "no violence while I'm gardening" so they stop fighting until he's finished.

Wario is sent to the Backrooms, but escapes.

Spear Wombat steals batteries because they were easy to steal.
doltscanttag
01/21/24 04:11AM
Sonic killed by sound. How ironic.
Yeetbois
01/21/24 04:16AM
this is awesome thank god a good forum thread
Blaiddyd
01/21/24 04:31AM
Day 3/Night 3
imgur.com/a/LhDruha

Albino Knight hunts for tributes

Axeman Wombat calls in sick for work, due to being tributed...but is fired.

Marcus Wombat-like Wombat Kruegar-realizes that all of this is because of President Snow's dog.

Wario gets the second Xbox remote

While wandering through a forest, Space Explorer Wombat trips and falls, hitting his head on a rock. This kills him.

Poseidon's Wombat remembers Wombrat doing tax evasion, claiming that it was truly cringeworthy.

Darth Wombat is teleported to the clothes store, buying soup.

Bullet-Time Wombat thinks this whole thing is boring. Guess being so fast makes you bored.

Piggy Wombat gets a Nintendo 64.

Dark Mage Wombat and Spellknight Wombat chase Wombat Kreuger and Barbarian Wombat through Scooby-Dooby Doors

Chef Knight Wombat is baffled at the existence of Scooby-Dooby Doors and how they work.

Trolly Wombat throws a boomerang at Monster of the Swamp, Doom Wombat and Chippe, knocking them out...but he also gets knocked out from failing to catch it.

W-800 got undercounted by Captain Australia and broke down on a camel's back. They did not feel good.

Stronk Wombat is invited to Smash. Eat your heart out, Smash Wombat

Spear Wombat creates an NFT of himself and sells it for $2.01

Robocop Wombat and Wombatman discover a hidden camera. Robocop says hi to his parents, and both of them gloat about being on TV.

Fallen Tributes 3:8
imgur.com/a/renIGWP

Anzac Wombat
Smash Wombat
Sonic the Wombat
Yoohoo~
Hacker Wombat
Drinking Wombat
Space Explorer Wombat
W-800


Night 3
imgur.com/a/mOuf4XU

Chef Knight Wombat stops time and draws a mustache on Bullet-Time Wombat. The only way to get him to slow down.

Stronk Wombat finds a Dragon Ball in the middle of a field.

Dark Mage Wombat and Chippie encounter each other and fight...by posing for 100 seconds

Wombatman is wearing a fashionable brainslug and tries convincing Wombat Kreuger to wear one as well.

Spellknight Wombat is forced to wear the cone of shame.

Doom Wombat finds a sign that says "Trolly Wombat was here, Doom Wombat is a loser" (Doom Wombat is really getting bullied here, isn't he?)

Axeman Wombat has realized...he is small.

Piggy Wombat invites Hulk Wombat into his camp, thinking Hulk Wombat is a friend...unfortunately Hulk Wombat is a psycho killer and kills Piggy Wombat

Marcus Wombat tries starting a fire, but is unsuccessful.

Captain Australia sings so badly, Albino Knight dies from listening to it.

Spear Wombat is blinded by looking into a red star

Wario creates a roleplay account based on Robocop Wombat

Poseidon Wombat also goes blind, but this time by masturbating too much.

Monster of the Swamp translates his name into pig latin

Darth Wombat uses a condom to make a weapon.
Yeetbois
01/21/24 04:36AM
captain Australia is racking up kills he’s gonna get a kill streak soon
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