I had a craving for some Peach x Bowser last night and among the comments someone said something about Bowser's oral skills, that got me thinking, who do you think is better at eating pussy, Mario or Bowser?
>inb4 Luigi because you are what you eat.

Yoshi.

Bowser, because he would bite it off.

/thread
Pack it in folks, shows over due to my oversight.
In all seriousness i'm not sure which would be better between Mario's Italian clit-tickler and Bowser's massive tongue.
Plus along with Bowser having a size/lengthe advantage he could easily use his huge hands to cradle and stroke his partner, but now i'm straying from the original idea into who would be a better overall lover.
I can see a joke coming up.

I think Koopa would be an expert pussy-eater. He always looks so excited and polite, like he just can't wait to make a woman feel her best <3

This break me, lol XD

So it's a Monkey Munching Match-Off between Mario and Bowser, huh?

My money's on Bowser. Yeah, I'm sure Mario's mustache feels great and he wouldn't hesitate to give it all he's got tongue-wise, but Bowser's much larger tongue gives him an advantage, plus Bowser wouldn't have to use his whole tongue all the time and could use just the tip when appropriate.

On the other hand Mario might excel on experience and technique due to always having had to work harder because he has a smaller tongue.

I'll put the odds at 3 to 2 Bowser over Mario and not be surprised if Mario wins in an upset.

Ok here's another one, Yoshi Vs Lickitung? Yoshi probably has control and their thinner tongue gets deep in there, but it's also stickier which might lead to pain while Lickitung's may cause paralysis.

Bowser's got poor impulse control, a mouth full of sharp teeth, and breath so hot that, at best, you're looking at a hospital visit. At worst, you'll be burned alive long before you get any pleasure out of it.

No thanks.